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  1. jointz

    Jointz latest honey

    She cheated on me with rob and they had this bundle of joy.. she named it McRob
    4 points
  2. i contacted @Ruggerxi and asked if he knew anyone who was down and out and needed a used pc. he told me @Poseidon pc died and he could only get online with his phone. so i contacted him and told him i had a pc for him. i have known Poseidon for at least 10 years he is a great guy and in bad shape what i need from the >XI< is for you to encourage him to work as hard as he can to get better so that he will be able to travel to >XI< fest for it is a 16 hour drive from his house in TX i will get him there this year with all your help! as for his used pc i know you guys like system specs Asus Strix B650E-F Mother board AMD 7900X cpu AMD 7900 XT 32 gig ddr5 6000 MT HYTE H40 case Scepter 34" 3440 x 1440p ASUS gamming Rog Theta 7.1 headset and built by @MtDeW i used it to play 1 game of Cod it was a great pc no lag lol please help and i will get him to >XI< fest!
    3 points
  3. 3 points
  4. TBB

    Jointz latest honey

    WRONG!!! Here it is - looks just like Rob
    3 points
  5. loaderXI

    BudSr

    Hello all just wanting to pass on info in regards to BudSr...Seems he was showing signs of a possible stroke and upon further medical test early report is he may have some sort of a mass on the brain... Please keep him, his wife Kelley and family in your Thoughts and Prayers... I am hoping Kelley keeps us with updates Last report was from Elmhurst Hospital
    2 points
  6. loaderXI

    BudSr

    ***UPDATE*** From Kelley's Facebook page Good news, Thad is being discharged from Marion Joy Rehab Friday morning & the Oncologist moved Thad’s appointment up to that same day, so we should have a better idea of the treatment plan by the end of the week. Please continue to keep him in your thoughts and prayers !
    2 points
  7. Got a parrot & hydrometer?
    2 points
  8. AthenA

    2023-03-07 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday to all of you, I hope you have a great one ! @skuzapo, get in the game tonight, we'll have explosives fireworks for you ! @ROADKillXI, long time no see ! I hope that you're doing good :)
    2 points
  9. RobMc

    Correction lessons

    As I’m getting on a bit I am beginning to forget spellings and some maths formula (needed to calculate my morning tablets), Timmah is constantly admonishing me about it. So having stopped in my public toilets last week, to see if he was posing in front of the mirror, a notice scrawled on the wall caught my eye. ‘Correction lessons given’, Bingo, just what the doctor ordered I thought, that should get me back on track. So once I got home I excitedly got on the ‘land line’ to book my first lesson, the lady that answered had a very gruff voice and was very offhand, but hey ho the strictest teachers at school were generally the best. I fondly remembered old Raphie Lowe and the way he used his cricket bat on your skull to the beat of the lesson, I’ve never forgotten my two times table, but hated cricket thereafter, mind you I remembered googlies, as mine were black and blue. The neighbourhood her rooms were in was not the best, and some very strange looking women lurked behind twitching curtains, although to be fair I’m still a ‘looker’. I smiled when I pressed the doorbell and AC/DC’s Highway to Hell rang out, something we had in common I thought, I’ve got a doorbell too. ‘ENTER’ said this voice and I made my way down a dark corridor to a dim light at the end, must be an exam on I thought – but I was wrong. Pushing open the door this figure towered over me, 6 foot 3 inches tall, 350 lbs, stilettos and fishnets, and stuffed into the tightest leather suit you’ve seen. ‘OK, cash only she said, what’s your choice, whip, cane, hand spanking, nappies or the rack?’, what kind of teacher was this and where had she graduated from?, I asked myself, times had certainly moved on with modern teaching methods. ‘Errr’ I stuttered, ‘I would like to improve my scrabble scores and check my change at the over 60’s’, this left her lost for words, but she quickly recovered with a right hook Tyson would have been proud of. As I picked myself up she snarled ‘that’s only starters, see what I have for desserts’, she looked crestfallen when I informed her I was a diabetic and would skip desserts. ‘Are you sure you’re at the right place’ she asked? I was beginning to have doubts myself, but plodded on. ‘Shall we use the Oxford dictionary’ I suggested, turning round she pulled a large book off the shelf and whacked me with the New Cambridge first edition, I lost consciousness. When I came round I was lying on a bed naked, chained to the bedpost, ‘let’s get a move on’ she said, ‘I’ve an MP and two Judges booked in this afternoon’. ‘I must say madam I didn’t like the spelling lesson but you appear to have an even stranger way of teaching Maths’. ‘What the hell are you talking about’ she said ‘Spelling and Maths?’ I specialise in pain – giving it, now lie still’ I should be out of hospital some time next week
    1 point
  10. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    I'm worried that young men are losing their masculinity, what happened to the explorers and men who won the west? real men who fought and drank hard, and gave a girl a good time? We have grooming kits and perfumes for your balls, TBB's trimming accessories, skin balms etc etc, far removed from a day in the saddle, beans, a shot of redeye and a trip to the cathouse boys. FFS I read that a large percentage of Japanese boys have virtual girlfriends (not to be confused with your right hand) that they talk to and buy gifts for, I know all about virtual friends believe me, they break your heart when they dump you. However worst of all are the sad fckrs who send pictures of their dicks to girls on social media (whatever that is?). Have we no real men left?, men who are willing to stand proud in the park, in their trenchcoat in all weathers? does the modern virtual exposure surpass the real live experience, I think not. Let's campaign to get men back in parks, save our youth from depravity, it's the right 'way to go'. (Shit I'm supposed to be good the next few days)
    1 point
  11. P!nk

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    lol Rob, that is funny! But this is not an XI wedding
    1 point
  12. Copypasta my man. Just highlight the entire link (from the https:// all the way to to the end) in your browser, Ctrl+C then focus on this page and Ctrl+V and hit "Submit Reply" to share the good vibes.
    1 point
  13. jointz

    Jointz latest honey

    Heard she was back with @TBB now so I wouldn't be so sure rob
    1 point
  14. RobMc

    Jointz latest honey

    Ask @jointz, my woodwork skills are fantastic
    1 point
  15. major-mark63

    Jointz latest honey

    OOOOUF!!!! we safe now Rob is too old to reproduce himself...
    1 point
  16. rexbowan

    2023-03-07 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday folks! Especially Skuzapo who is there to take care of our rotating map needs!
    1 point
  17. rexbowan

    2023-03-08 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday you two!
    1 point
  18. loaderXI

    Correction lessons

    I say a I say a dat boy done flipped is loco lidiono...Made me kind a wonder what cute and ugly have in common...Turns out it is U
    1 point
  19. jointz

    Jointz latest honey

    Lol definitely has your eyes rob don't deny it
    1 point
  20. TBB

    Jointz latest honey

    And your looking at Sarah instead of the hottie - why??
    1 point
  21. Its a way to atrificially inflate the size of the fish your not going to catch.
    1 point
  22. Dot80

    2023-03-07 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday everyone.
    1 point
  23. lazymarcky

    2023-03-07 Birthdays

    Happy Birthday!
    1 point
  24. Smeggie

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Only in @RobMc's dreams. I tend to shy away from trench coat wearing men toting 'man buns'
    1 point
  25. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    That must be lovely Pink and hubby @P1nh3ad, they must have met playing? Because sure as fck she wouldn't have picked him from a dating site picture? PS when you type @ and Pink her name doesn't come up??
    1 point
  26. I over heard a conversation in the coffee shop the other day between two senior gentlemen. Let’s call them @RobMc and @WeednFeed Rob was telling weed he was driving around prostitution corner the other evening and he happened upon a cute young lady he fancied. This intrigued weed’s curiosity. Rob began to explain what a great service he received! This service had a ORAL THEME if you know what I mean. Weed beckoned Rob for more details? It turns out this Lady of the evening offers 2 services, 5 pounds and 10 pounds. Now @RobMc being the thrifty senior he is he opted for the 5 pound service to test the waters. Wow weed asked for 5 pounds what was it like? Well Rob said “If I would have went for the 10 pound service SHE WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COVID MASK OFF!
    1 point
  27. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    This from a man who fills his blow up doll with helium so she plays 'hard to get'? methinks you're in the same boat as me and Wayne (and Timmah )
    1 point
  28. Labob

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    No that made here the most sought after Lady at XI wink wink ma belle And as I recall we are resonsible for at least one wedding her at XI relationships
    1 point
  29. Glad in my area we dont have too many girly boys !!! My grandsons will all learn to be real men !! Hunt, fish and provide as my kids did. Plus my granddaughters will learn to do the same, plus learn to beat the shit out of boys too !!!
    1 point
  30. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    The reason you're still single is you've played COD 10 hours a day for the last 10 years dear
    1 point
  31. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Hey me and @Essssieeee have an understanding, I'm her Sugar Daddy
    1 point
  32. Sammy

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Times change. Back in the day courtship was using a big club to the head and dragging her into your cave.
    1 point
  33. TBB

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Single? Single?? Now that @RobMc knows you're in trouble
    1 point
  34. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Same sex life as me and Wayne buddy?? never mind dreams are free
    1 point
  35. Labob

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Buy it no in Canada we have soap and we find if you wash them they have no odour or complaints from the ladys. Not that they know what to do with them.
    1 point
  36. Labob

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Well I sure did not want to look on Amazon and have that in my shopping history
    1 point
  37. RobMc

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Yea yea yea, so you googled it before you bought it eh?
    1 point
  38. Labob

    Are modern men 'losing it'?

    Ok I did not know this . https://trouserdog.com/best-ball-deodorant-for-men/
    1 point
  39. This. I f*cking hate them
    1 point
  40. loaderXI

    BudSr

    "Update" from Kelley on facebook Found out biopsy confirmed it is melanoma that has spread to the lungs & most likely the brain. The nodule on the kidney may be benign. They will have us scheduled a PET scan which will tell them for sure about the brain & kidney. While we wait for insurance to approve sending him to rehab they are going to try & have him seen by radiology while he's still at Elmhurst. They are also doing a special test on the biopsy sample to see if it's a certain kind of melanoma that has its own specific treatment. He's doing amazing by the way! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Update" from Kelley on facebook BudSr is out of the hospital and arrived here this evening. Physical therapy starts tomorrow. Thank you too everyone for all their thoughts & prayers, please keep them coming!
    1 point
  41. You left off man buns
    1 point
  42. Weaken the men in the country makes the country weaker in the future
    1 point
  43. That’s why I’m still single haha!
    1 point
  44. had to delete this after posting, before hitting this.
    1 point
  45. Unchileno

    BudSr

    Nothing but the best for you Bud. Hope all goes well amigo.
    1 point
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