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Tests in the Democratic Republic of Slovenkia have demonstrated the ability of the Coronavirus to attach to electrons, meaning it can be spread digitally.
   Dr. Huhung Low of the World Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning for persons engaging in computer speech activities ranging from video conferencing to video gaming to immediately turn down the volume of their computer speakers, and to speak only in a whisper when using computer microphones.
   "When you speak into the computer microphone, if you have the Coronavirus, you pass the virus through your WiFi to the Internet and anyone hearing you is then exposed," Low said. But whether you contract Coronavirus digitally depends on how loud the sound is coming from your speakers, he said.
   "You are safe if you turn your sound down to just above a whisper," Low said, "because the virus then isn't expelled from your speakers with sufficient force to reach your nostrils and be inhaled. But if someone shouts at you over the Internet, you're at great risk of getting sick," he warned.
   As a result, the XI Board of Directors has issued an urgent requirement that clan members refrain from shouting in game. "We're aware that clan leader Rugger disagrees with this order but he doesn't know shit from brown shoe polish," the board said in a prepared statement.
   "If you shout into your microphone you're putting all of your fellow clan members at risk," the statement said. "We know there are some members who often make you sick but this is serious. Your big mouth could now kill them," the directors said.
   The ban on shouting in game is effective immediately. Violators should be reported, the directors said, though they did not indicate who in hell you're supposed to report that to.
   The directors concluded by saying, "Speak softly, but carry a big stick."
 

WTF kind of BS is this?!! Fake news? Dr. Huhung Low, really? Shouldn’t this have been in the Jokes forum?!

High, and welcome Angelz ?   been there and done that...  Medal of Honor, Duke Nukem , United Offensive, DOOM and Tribes.  You name it

High, and welcome Angelz ?   been there and done that...  Medal of Honor, Duke Nukem , United Offensive, DOOM and Tribes.  You name it

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What a bunch of >IDIOTS<  - happy birthday!!!!

RIP my friend

psssst @J3st3r !fu ....

Who told you about my resolution?
*continues to ignore.

Oh if no one else chips in I'll do you all, next batch
Monkie gets a shock and buys a Harley (He'll get this)
Drimp, Deckard and Pwrcrazy try to be more laid back and less excitable in game
Barron3000 buys a Union Jack quilt cover and sleeps soundly
NumNutz gives up porn
Stang gives up gambling
The Hammer promises never to mention a flat earth
Pengy plays all year with her clothes on
Roxy takes a vow of silence
Deerejon gives up hope of ever knifing me
Sitting Duc will not tweak the forums
Painkiller finally gets laid
Ladingvild finally plucks up courage for the 'Horse and Hounds' tattoo
and SGTSmeg will risk only one eye in Boobs and Bums

As theres no drama and it's quiet I wondered what resolutions the idiots chose this year, so I guessed a few, can't do them all so fill them in for me.
Mine is not to shag so many beautiful women this year
Spinpuppy will be caring and friendly to everyone he meets
Ayaq Guyaq will learn to speak English
Icequeen will ignore men completely
Nacho will throw away his shotgun
Blackcat13 will throw away his knife
Larsin will post fu on every birthday post
Timmah will go on a diet
Budman will learn how to shoot
Frenchi will only speak English
and Eastcoast50  and Chris will explore their feminine sides in game
Sourtap no camping
Pink and P1nhead will not play on same team
Fry and Babyback will stop swearing
and Sixgun ?????? 
who else I can think of loads?
 

I wonder how long it will take for  the kids to notice... LMFAO!!    little prick

Right on tsw, I am thinkin your a FORD man...yes?
 
 
 
 

Right on tsw, I am thinkin your a FORD man...yes?
 
 
 
 

Tabatha took me out for my Birthday.
 
and made me this great cake .

Happy birthday boyz, You beat me to it Laszo

*****OUR ANNUAL FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL*****
2 DAY EVENT 12/14 - 12/15 Time to be anounced here ----> (               )
Once again we have reached a time to reflect on those we have lost in this life and the reason we all came here...There are many of us who remember our first family member here who left us at a very young age of 49yrs old to a greater place in the sky - Andrew Cote 1/5/1959-12/18/2008 aka Killa>XI<....He always brought fun and laughter to the servers and Xfire when that was a thing...Our first event was named Killa>XI< Open House and was later changd to OUR FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL to give Honor to all those who shared their personal time with us all here as a family...
 
(Video Compliments of Rockape>XI<)
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****OUR FALLEN**** 
MAY THEY REST IN PEACE
Killa>XI< - Passed Away: 18/12/2008  
Casper>XI< - Passed Away: 12/01/2013 
RustyRifle>XI< - Passed Away: 10/04/2014 
Dolphin>XI< - Passed Away: 29/11/2014 
Bubbles>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/'2016
Afroman>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/2016 
JohnnyQuest?>XI< - Passed Away: 09/09/2016
2CuteSue>XI< - Passed Away: 17/03/2017 
CobraBites>XI< - Passed Away: 13/07/2017 
AH1>XI< - Passed Away: 19/07/2017 
USMale>XI< - Passed Away: 01/07/2018 
MacDaddy>XI< - Passed Away: 22/02/2019
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Everyone we have lost in this world has been a reminder to us all...To have fun,live life to its fullest and above everything else love each other despite our indifference and come together day in and out as one BIG OLE IDIOT FAMILY !
This year is just a special as every last ! We will be setting up a few different gametypes such as lib,ctf,dm and will be open to any thoughts on maps and or shotty only etc...
For the most parts map packs are there and can be downloaded with the exception of one small one to come 63.251.20.230:28960 >XI< Fallen Member Memorial
Fell free to join us on Teamspeak 192.95.39.66:9182 PW. crappy (link provided if you need to downlod) COD2 Channel
I would like to Personally thank everyone in advance for finding if at all possible to at least join us on one of the 2 days....We will be having a said time for a group gathering (to be announced) for a moment of silence and picture taking anyone wishing to run video,s is more then welcome to do so - Just upload to youtube or you can upload to WeTransfer and provide link with header                  
"Xtremeidiots Fallen Member Memorial 2019"
MAP ROTATION ONCE COMPLETE WILL BE BELOW HERE
 

Happy birthday boyz, You beat me to it Laszo

Happy Birthday TSW! Hope you get a great cake, like this one!
 

Since a few weeks I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and we are expecting (our first) child somewhere around the 8th of June. All ultrasounds looked awesome and both baby and mom are doing fine. Is there gonna be room for another little idiot by then?
Some footage of the little idiot:
 
 
 

So, when's the wedding date?  Hmm?  Life is a miracle, and a blessing . . . if the baby "takes after Momma," it's gonna be a good-lookin' kid . . . (Gosh damned it, I told you guys to hold Yoda down!!!!  [Sound of two quick, successive "Hai-yahs," and the sound of two "nuts" getting cracked, followed by "groaning sounds," and the microphone being abruptly-dropped . . . ]) "Tap-tap-tap . . . HHHMMMMNNNN!!!!????!!!!"  Hmm?  Lol.  Ayaq

I wonder how long it will take for  the kids to notice... LMFAO!!    little prick

I wonder how long it will take for  the kids to notice... LMFAO!!    little prick