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It's always good to have a pussy on top of your balls.  Don't you remember?

Gonna have to wake em up so I can, too.  

I understand that as I live in Eastern Tennessee and the rules are about the same. I also have a gun of some kind in every room. Was just great to see that.

Love the toy laying on the floor in the video.
 

Love the toy laying on the floor in the video.
 

i got 4 pack of toilet paper and some lysol will trade for $10,000 serious offers only

My curiosity got the better of me about the toilet paper so I spent some time studying it this morning, google I'm afraid, after using up what little I had drying my eyes at your rejection of my kebab. Anyway there are lots of theories, but it seems to be due to the herding instinct and a perception to keep clean. Apparently we perceive toilet paper as prevention against disease, a load of shite if you ask me ? This may date back to typhoid in the human psyche, and other transferable diseases through the ages. Using this logic I have invested all my savings in bathroom manufacturers, next will be a run on baths and toilets, you mark my words, I will soon be the richest idiot. I'm also working on an alternative to toilet paper, a couple of idiots have offered to lend a hand, hope they are warm.

I agree with @Tron we should all stay home for 3-4 weeks and game on >XI< servers. 
 

Boy Im glad as a child of the 70's, I played in the dirt, ate dirt, licked my hands, broke thermometers and played with mercury, ate dandy lion peddles, clover, and had a chemistry set with toxic shit in it.    Knock on wood,  I should be immune to crap like this.  Its all these kids growing up in "bubbles", Im worried about.  

RIP. I was Blessed to know him from the beginning of his XI days. I talked to him a week ago about how to receive Jesus as his Lord and savior I pray he did it. Hope too see you in the after life my friend.
 

Wow talk about a punch in the gut, John was one very cool gentleman and you are right he could make everyone laugh. I always enjoyed the time we spent playing together over the years so I can only imagine how you are feeling Capt.. I am sure he is in Heaven organizing another breakfast club as well as doing the things that truly made him smile. The LOVE this clan had for him can't be expressed in words, he was a OG as well as a calming voice during those early days when we were finding our way as a Clan. His stories were epic and I will be a better person for knowing him. My prayers tonight will be for you Tenneal and his loved ones. He is singing with the angels and will be watching over everyone who he loved. When you think about him it will be because he is with you. I hope knowing he not in pain or suffering here anymore can give you some amount of peace. RIP Johnny Dos you are missed already

When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it." 

 

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like. I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

I also use that one.

THAT WAS THE GOOD OLD DAYS COUSIN. i remember them well. R.I.P. Mark.

He will be missed for sure....  

I feel sad to learn that beers is stepping down as head admin for cod 5.I know DJ Mot will do a great job as his replacement.I think beers was a great admin,and spent countless hours enjoying his commentary,and, gameplay.I feel as if I lost a pal,and hope he is still around as much in the future.THANK YOU BEERS !

thank you all..like i said he is in a better place now .might take a few weeks to get all this shit done.. but we will all make it to that place one day ..as none of us live forever..
 
i my grow old but you will never make me grow up .  that is one thing me and my family live by..
 
            thank you all again.and to the people that did help thank you again.you did't have to .but thank you
 
this is when we were all younger and in great health

1987..left to right ..mark god bless you.. matt..  my mother passed 2011 god bless.. ..my older sister ..then me and my older brother in the back..my dad took the pic so he not in it .but passed in1994 at 63..

we are not asking any of you idiots for anything .
just wanted you to know last week sucked .Saturday we lost my wife's mother .then on Sunday my little brother at the age of 55.he is in better hands now ..thanks for all you thoughts and prayers .
 
https://www.gofundme.com/wdesrd-mark-williams-funeral-expenses

i use this 1 also.. but not the CHROMA Version

Razer Deathadder Chroma

I use the Razer Death Adder Chroma. I miss my Razer Mamba. Going to be getting another one soon.