RobMc

I remember your covid joke (think it was you) I was completely fooled which is rare, I like tying flies too (in trousers), well done buddy

6 hours ago, cdsinuk said:

and these Woke idiots making stupid claims about Britain

Hey that's an idea, a woke Rob ??????????

No?

Never work would it?

2 hours ago, cdsinuk said:

Tell you what, when the Roman's the gall's the french

The Vikings etc give back what they stole we might consider it, maybe the American govt would like to give all the land back to the native Indians, all conquering armies have stolen from the conquered for as long as mankind has picked up his first weapon, if people did their  research then they would realise just about every country in the world has stolen from another country, and these Woke idiots making stupid claims about Britain would realise their own country is just as guilty. All I can say is that was then and this is now....take it up with the Ancestors and before you shout about other peoples countries take a good look at your own first. 

Love it buddy, now put your steel helmet on because that remark won't go down well, they think it's just us in the UK, God forbid you remind them of how they got their land.

That is truly a great find and glad to see you're not a moonlighter, we have lost so many treasures to those criminals. One of the sad things is for the average person we can only detect metals, imagine if you dug another foot and discovered the skeleton of the man who held it and clues how he died?

I have in the past ten years become fascinated by the Romans, especially North of the wall as it is a misconception that they never conquered Scotland, which of course they did following the battle of Mons Graupius. They built huge marching camps and forts all over Scotland especially the borders, wouldn't it be great to discover a Roman in armour?

I live North of the wall and when I could looked for the camps, roads and settlements clearly marked on ordnance survey maps. That is when I realised the wall was a back up defence as Roman influence extended way beyond it, I once did a walk with the county archaeologist he really opened my eyes.

I look forward to your next finds

1 hour ago, lTplkey336 said:

Sounds like your sporting a really nice set of marbles yourself Rob LOL!  Glad your back!

 

I hope Dot hasn't been gossiping  ??         

42 minutes ago, KaptCrunch said:

share ?  for depends on where was dug up from

Has britain returned any artifacts?
Crosses, religious texts and a shield were among the items of the Maqdala collection returned to Ethiopia in 2021. But more artefacts looted by British soldiers during the Battle of Maqdala in 1868 remain in British museums.Nov 28, 2023

It's OURS, we owned the world so it's ours, but cross our palms with silver and we might give you things back (you pay the postage). Got some nice Greek marbles on offer this month.

1 hour ago, baldie said:

Hey Rob I found the picture of you showing off some of your collection 

I've always wanted to collect 'miniatures'  

1 hour ago, Icequeen said:

But aren't you already a lesbian trapped in a man's body? 

@jointz is our resident lesbian expert

especially Tongue and Groove, that boy loves woodwork, good for him too keeps him from drink and drugs

2 hours ago, MikeB said:

If I came back as a female, I would definitely want be a hot lesbian.

You couldn't be 'hot' even working in a sauna, I was disappointed at Christmas, the two lesbians next door had asked me what I wanted as a present, and they gave me a watch ?

22 minutes ago, Essssieeee said:

Can I come back as a bottle wine?  

Of course you can my dear, could Rob 'pop your cork' ????

Oh Oh here comes Bio

9 minutes ago, BUDMAN said:

RobMc being the most suspicious in his trench coat... 

Come on???? that black patch isn't near big enough is it? 

A very serious question and survey that came to me watching several suspicious characters around the toilets in the park this morning, so whatever you are at the moment what would you prefer to return as, I list a few pro's and cons. Secondly what period in history and what occupation would you like to do, me I'd come back as a boy again and as Pablo Escobar, I love zoos.

GIRLS

Pro's - Sex is easier to get, you are clean and tidy, people don't mock you in makeup

Con's - Parking, getting drunk can land you in a heap of trouble, you have to buy makeup

BOYS

Pro's - No need to bathe every day, picking your nose is viewed as normal, you can lift heavy weights

Con's - You constantly worry about the size of your dick, you can't wear dresses or makeup, you worry at being ousted as the worlds best driver

INBETWEEN

Pro's - You can have sex with everyone, you can wear any clothes, you can choose to wear what you like

Con's - Toilet choice, having to speak really gruff or in a falsetto, careful hairstyle choice necessary

What would you be?

2 hours ago, WeednFeed said:

No moose. The tags are by lottery draw. The last several years have been dedicated to taking care of I’ll parents. Dad passed away September 30, mom landed in a nursing home August 14. Been very busy working through all the legal process. Banking and government paperwork is very time consuming. Maybe a bit of freedom in 2024. 

Sorry to hear that Wayne, but I know you were expecting it, yes I went through all that with my parents and it is not a pleasant thing to do. I don't think I'll be here long this time and hope both you and your family, especially those lovely grandkids have a happy and untroubled life in this troubled world. Sadly as you can see in these forums humour and discussion are being stifled just as it is outside, human beings really have a very low level of intelligence don't they?

Well congratulations @Majbasil for not doing the normal Americans tour of London, Paris etc and going somewhere nice, although it's very quiet and not for some.

OMG Basil, what an opportunity you missed, that's where I've been, monster hunting, if only you'd known I'm sure you'd have shared a sleeping bag, I was on the opposite side of the loch, damn

1 hour ago, Chris said:

Does anybody have a useful suggestion...lol

Reinforce the door and keep the stash by the toilet ???????????????

5 minutes ago, Chris said:

Can somebody please remind me how to fix this problem? I've installed COD4 on my laptop from Steam and have the wrong version. I saw the post between Loco and Janey and tried the fix from Dropbox...no joy.

 

Cheers

Don't think of it as a 'problem' buddy, relax, open a few tins and that parcel for Christmas from Crack, sit back and think WTF? Then boot your computer, right out of the window, that's better isn't it?? no one to kick your ass now?, lie down and dream you're a great player, which of course you've always been in your dreams.

All of the worries will now go until the door comes in on a bust tracing that parcel, life is now simple on bread and water in solitary

Thank me later

20 minutes ago, WeednFeed said:

Where you detained in handcuffs and leg irons. 

Hi Wayne, I wish, as we're both lovers of these implements it saddens me to say no, I gave up gaming and devoted myself to fishing, but winters here so I thought I'd annoy these fckrs for a while, a man needs entertainment, still no Moose?

1 hour ago, Crack said:

i thought ya was gone! good to see ya ...now where the fuck did my quizzes go????

 

I don't know buddy?, they may be trying to remove all traces of ol Rob? I suspect it's because I had the most medals, jealousy is a terrible thing

If you pick up a Thai girl in a bar and she takes you home

If she reverse parks run like hell

I remember my last visit to Thailand, I walked into a bar and stopped dead, leaning against the bar in a clinging red dress was the loveliest girl I had ever seen, our eyes met

Don't get a hard on

Don't get a hard on

Don't get a hard on I muttered

But she did

1 hour ago, lTplkey336 said:

Good to hear your still alive and kickin Rob! We need a little spicing up on the server, been kinda dull lately

Hi Key, hope you bought Dot something nice for Christmas? Oh you know the score in the words of Clint Eastwood 'Hell is in town' 

1 hour ago, MadMonk2 said:

Rob, Rob... Rob! It's Good to see you back again.

And great to see you're still there my old friend

1 hour ago, Biotech said:

oo nice  forget about me he ?????    i'll remember that !!!

happy new year Rob

And to you buddy

ps Essssieeee doesn't like champagne

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