NuTzOpaNts

My wife looks over my shoulder sometimes and usually just thinks I'm a nerd until THIS

You can't get areolas colored like that without brussells sprouts in the diet.  Typing for a friend.

Be patient.  It's a magic trick.

I  don't need candy to get into that thing.    Just three seatbelts and and a large paper bag.

13 minutes ago, major-mark63 said:

lot of poetry talents lost in here...

you were  L337 reputation-wise until I clicked you.  Sorry for that.  You're still the best though

Aye, true.  

You are most likely referring to me WldPenguin.  

I am sorry about that last time I was allowed to play, but my buttons weren't configured correctly for that.  I ended up putting a bunch of t's and/or y's in the game chat....but didn't mean to.  I thought better to press "enter" after trying to backspace and not getting far enough back..  I fear I had "w (forward)" or another directional and a chat command bound to the same keyboard button.   I still feel like a derp.

Regardless, I appreciate you and everyone here.  

He may be my son, but they don't know who the real mother is.  

Danm*.    RobMc with the thickness

I always carry a bat, in case of his quickness

He tells stories that were coming out

Tells em' even better than I'm typing about

I got 5 seconds left, so here's what I'ma say

Save your red dyes for a later day

Personally I agree that your fee is is too free

Nothing ever needed wasn't mentioned by me.  Thee.  Me. Thee.  Me. Thee.    (maybe like in this part Jointz brings in some beats and it sounds less Elizabethan era and more now-ish, so to type.)

Only if they snack on wholesome food, such as nuts.

Sorry to confuse RobMc.  My point was that I miss my dear ol' banned son, but I also care for him at home.  Time is the only thing that matters to me these days.  I make good use of it.

On 10/19/2022 at 2:15 AM, Icequeen said:

"Now I have to say and sadly admit I kind of like them (the perfect place.}".    needed this child to say eating when I was a . hate that I seemed somewhere and I used to

I was mix-arrabnging your quote and fell asleep.  Sry mis-ype skills.t

Edit: Sorry I meant cars.  Drive whatever takes you from here to there.  Just keep it on the road.  Never give up! (Biased car owner)

I'd edi

3 minutes ago, NuTzOpaNts said:

My kid he doesn't stay up late and he's smooth as can be
Gets good grades, rarely shades, and is deeper than most underneath.
Sometimes its confusing being lost and amusing behind all the non-spoken fears.
The hurt and the pain runs amok like insane, but its all gonna be good in the morning.

Future is frozen in now like it's spose'd to and nothing is always the same.
Sometimes the feeling of ending is leaning on vices that run in my veins.
Call it out what it is, it ain't everything kid, it is anger, but its nothing more.
I raised you, you're living, so there's that, forgiving is harder than casting the blame.

I'm asking, I'm pleading, I've never been needing you more than I do in right now.
I'm (guess) and trying to keep multiplying, memories that prove you my vow
To protect you and aid you, learn you and save you, be there when you win the game.
I know what it feels like to want to be out, right?, and that's why I gave you my name.

There's some things that good and some things are bad and I learned that when I was a fool.
You show me a mirror I'll look to the left upper corner and lie like, "I don't think I'm cool."
If no one is looking I'll kiss my own forehead and know you are somewhere in tune
Your prescious, my angel, a God-sent, my favorite, there ain't nothing wrong with the world.

With music and pizza, we blessed and I'll bet ya, there's more for you waiting in line.
The feeling of love all around, from above, will find you.  A matter of time.
Earning the stripes and the meaning of life is a road that is everyone's own.
What more can I say? I've all, but to pray, till you think that I've fully grown.

I love you Sven,

Dad

P.S.   I "order you" to eat a $hit-ton of brocolli*.  Also, contain yourself while you win.

See Below  

I'd have to Google the money conversions, but...to get my daughter's car up and running again for approx. $1,200 more than it was worth, the decision was based on knowing what the car has been through and what would be done with it.  Decided to not start over and go with a situation that I understood.

Looks like you did pretty good.

Glad your typing hands are still ok.  Concussion and whiplash on top of all the bruising?  CRipes we're all glad your ok, but that sounds serious.   Your both ok??

I've always heard nachos are good for the soul.  You should either have some nachos delivered or look forward to having some in the near future.  No offense!  You got this resting up thing, just don't push it.  Not trying to type you what to do, but don't think it is a good idea to make swift movements for a bit.

21 hours ago, RobMc said:

I don't blame you, I tasted it once and it was awful.

You're not supposed to taste it.  Just put it in ya.

My wife is a real estate agent and in passing very recently I've heard her say that interest rates are not the best right now for purchasing houses in US and likely to get worse before better.  This may be in comparison to some pretty good rates that were available 6 months ago or more.   That said if you definitely want to buy now, it may be better than now than "worse" soon later.  Don't shoot the messenger?  ...but as history repeats you could weather it and wait until things calm down again.  Keeping the current track for up to 5 years as you mention gives you plenty of time to keep your eyes open and possibly happen upon what you're looking for without stress and maybe you decide to pounce on something, due to something good that comes along.

Not sure how many folks you need to house or how much space you need, but looking for a decent plot of land and placing a modular home can be a good way to get a less expensive foothold....something to sell to upgrade later if not just building a larger house on the same lot.

Construction loans can be nice in that you make minimal payments until everything is in place.  

Can't think of anywhere in the universe right now that won't earn you money while you pass the time, selling for more than you purchased.  Real estate is the only "retirement plan" that I trust without some sort of anxiety.  We can't always know when 401K or stocks will take an annoying downward turn, but real estate seems to always be a safe bet.   Just living somewhere can allow progress and some gains.

Particular area eh?  Have you thought about Canada or the US?

Depending on the area I may have minute pieces of advice.

If I were you though, which I'm clearly not, I mean look at you, you ROCK!

I'd go where I want to go.  It'll make your work harder, your love stronger, and apply a healthy sense of worth to you, which I'm sure you don't need, but deserve.

WOW those are good!  These Irish folks in your jokes seem type like the sagest of humans!

"three mind shattering orgasms."  That was so HOT!

I wonder if the ladies think of it that way.   I'd be happy with one or two mind shattering organisms, but three?

HAAH!   Whomever wrote this joke must have really wanted to fund the police.

"Magic Penis my Mom!" (Could use some more siblings.)

Oklahoma Highway....sounds neat.  It's got a c*** ring to it...and a super jelly double dong with ballzy c**k and butt plug set!

I'm assuming.

Oh no worries.  Just a little more than eccentric here.

I appreciate your candor.  

Hope your horse comes in.

In a huge manly sort of way*

Dishonestly, I could care less for you also.  I think the bearings stay on the road because JimHenson(I tried to spell comprehntion) is palpable.   Other mis-mentioned fake knowledge was before either of our time.

The ladies you type of...may I kiss one?    I would be willing to undo my nachos avatar and show my true face.

I love everyone.    You'll learn that.

I ..NO ONE on the planet needs to know that I love you so much RobMc

Whatever

I was going to post this funny picture of toilet paper I got for $0.15 a couple years ago.   I'm sure you can appreciate how funny it is without actually seeing it.  

Please everyone, know how great it is to be within the confines of RobMc's stall.

It is all for one and a free for all.

Nothing is better than being out-shitted by the best.

At least he's a regular, and a **link deleted for society's sake**

I have something else, hold on, 3 min. 15 seconds....

Making SD look cool!   Nice travel trailer!