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Hi Jared, they are the maps where the rooms, so the furnitures and everything around, are huge so that everybody seem to be very short (I guess the "little people" thing). The room "scale" is bigger... but someone who speaks better English than me could explain it better !  We call them the "Rat" maps because they're called "Rats" kitchen, etc. 

Here's rats kitchen (sorry to "tease" you @Biotech lol) : 
 

Since it is likely I will be moving within 6 months, dunno yet where to or if the job makes me an offer I couldnt refuse, I was curious how much it would cost to rent in a particular area. Leaving the money in a savings account or very safe investments for the short term instead of simply buying the same type/size place outright in the same location. The difference between paying rent or paying property taxes / insurance / HOA. Rents are outrageous and never truly knew how much. Even with high property taxes and high HOA's.
Of course as a renter you can pack up and go whenever you want while owning means a long term commitment. But being able to just pack up comes at a pretty high price.

The first type is :
positive type : she will go OH yeah!! oh yeaH!!
2nd type is the negative one: she will go Oh no !! oh no!!!
3rd type is the gourmet one: she will go is soo good mmm is so good!!!
4th type is the religious one : she will go  Oh my god!!! oh my god!!!
last type is the fake one: she will go Oh Rob oh Rob !!!!
this was freely translated from french.
 

"Magic penis my eye!"
Ouch,

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.
"Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday."
Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!"
 
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
 
 
An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?"
The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both."
The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.
The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"
 

IT'S A FREAKING JOKE LOL? you fckrs, spoil it why don't you 😆

Sooooooooooooooo  sorry  - to hear that - good think she didn't kick you in the nuts instead

ROFL that explain everything lol

I had a girlfriend who every time she had an orgasm punched me in the face
I was ok with that
Until I found out she was faking them

Two Irish mothers, Kate and Maureen, were bragging about their sons. Kate says, “Me Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.” Maureen responds, “Right, me Danny is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.” “My word,” says Kate. “You must be proud.” “I am,” replies Maureen. “And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.”
Murphy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test with a local accountancy company. The tester took Murphy to a small office, where he sat him down and started to ask him some questions. “If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “No, listen carefully. If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?” Murphy replied, “SIX.” “Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “How on Earth do you figure that you’d have seven rabbits?” “Well,” replied Murphy, "I’ve already got one rabbit at home!”
Paddy and Murphy drive to the lumberyard. Paddy walks in the office and says, “We need some four by twos.” The clerk asks, “You mean two by fours, don’t you?” Paddy said, “Just a minute, I’ll go check.” After consulting with Murphy he returns. “Right, I meant two by fours.” The clerk then asks, “How long do you need them?” “We will need them for a long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

Tis true Sammy, however I rarely see far left quoted in any dialogue, in fact I wonder if anyone understands what each one is any more. I watched a Youtube video the other day on Russia by a supposedly eminent USA professor, in it he quotes several times of the Nazi regime in Russia and their 'far right' leanings. This is bullshit, Russia is one of the worlds top Communist states, the antithesis of Fascism, correctly he should have said far left, but it was clear he thought what he said was true. The sad thing is that the current lot are no different to the ones they supposedly despise, yet neither side think themselves wrong.
I stand in the sidelines, an observer of events and I very clearly see a big swing to the right in the Western world, your current President will ensure that in the USA. That most liberal of countries Sweden have amazingly just voted in a right wing Government, including a hard line right wing party that is incidentally the 2nd most supported in the country. This is happening throughout Europe, fed up with the weakness of politicians, Germany has had the biggest wake up call of them all, I'm watching closely and expect big trouble.
Nothing new in history, it has all happened before, the difference nowadays is will it happen again?, let us hope so, these are dangerous times.

There is a reason why, long ago, schools would not accept wiki as source material or citations in research papers or essays. For awhile various reporters and writers did when making on their reports. Until they also got nailed by the lies and false entries in wiki.
Wiki is a good idea in theory. However such things depend on the the idea of human intelligence, reflection, discussion, rationality, and all the rest. However humans are stupid. Selfish. Unintelligent. Ruled by their passions and demands. Easily manipulated. Will believe and promote anything that appeals to their base instincts. And are fully enamored by their self-righteousness. You might get one in a hundred that overcomes this. But thats it. And no matter what they do, it all amounts to nothing. So occasionally they say to hell with you other 99 while sooner or later you will destroy yourselves. Then we all get to pick up the pieces and try again, unsuccessfully. And thus the world turns.

Possibly ironic after @Barron just posted the "downfall of CoD" video but...
I was wondering if anyone would be playing the new MWII beta this weekend or the game when it's released? Thought it might be fun to shoot some of ya in a more modern game too!...

Magic Penis.
A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't
know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!'
The husband said, 'The what'?
The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'
The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis door!'
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.
After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.'
The penis shot to her crotch..
It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.'
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass...!'
The rest, as they say, is history...

Fresh idiots!!! Welcome

Making SD look cool!   Nice travel trailer!  

I get it, the saliva soaks into and expands the dowels you pictured, then when you peg the joint it's tight, very clever, you couldn't invent something better unless you were on drugs could you? Must show that at the next O.A.P.'s woodwork class, we're making a milking stool, although the old girls are past producing? but keeps us busy.

Hope you don't spend half a day milking a bull.. might take a while to get it started but I'm sure if you keep at it u will get a bunch in the end.. 

That was just the morning delivery

You must be gutted @TBB?