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Not really - was only my weekend shipment 

Semi-Truck Carrying Sex Toys Spills Out Onto Oklahoma Highway
Drivers on Oklahoma’s I-40 were treated to quite a surprise on Wednesday, as a semi-truck carrying what appeared to be sex toys overturned on the highway.
A traffic broadcast on CBS Oklahoma City affiliate KWTV captured the incident, which occurred on I-40 near Mustang Road on the western outskirts of Oklahoma City. A semi-truck flipped after colliding with another vehicle, leaving hundreds of boxes of dildos and lubricant scattered across the freeway.
According to Newsweek, the Oklahoma City Police Department confirmed the semi-truck had spilled “toys” on the highway, though no further details were shared.
The bizarre accident resulted in an awkward exchange between KWTV’s anchor Lacey Lowery and the station’s helicopter pilot Jim Gardner.
“This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here,” Gardner said Lowery. “There is a lot of stuff to clean up.”
Lowery asked, “Jim, can you tell what he’s carrying there? What’s all over the road?” Gardner paused before replying, “Not really. Maybe you can tell. I can’t tell...There’s a lot of stuff laying on the road...Whatever it is it’s going to take a while to clean up.”
Thankfully, the accident resulted in no injuries. Several lanes of the highway were closed while authorities worked to clean the mess up.

Superman miters are top notched!   I don't need my 8 min. back, thanks!  

Oh no worries.  Just a little more than eccentric here.
I appreciate your candor.  
Hope your horse comes in. 🙂
 

For those keeping score at home, USD/JPY just hit a multi-decade high of 142.
Japan is the largest foreign holder of US treasuries in the world.
Weaker Yen means more incentive for Japan to dump US treasuries to defend the Yen.
All while the Fed is doing QT. Good luck bond holders. 💩
 
 

I know buddy, I know, it's hard not to love Rob, but some people try really hard, until they learn it's probably best to keep quiet.
I'm so glad you've found me, at last someone who understands Rob's pain and anguish at the sins in these forums, although I've discovered we may have some assistance. A recent advert from a young lady calling herself 'Miss Correction' in the supermarket may be of help, in fact if we need funds she offers a 'whip round', she may come in handy. Strange notice board that, I had to push through a crowd of very funny looking men to read it.
I think my search for love began with being born to triplets, I was the one on the bottle, I yearned for affection all my youth, but more so for what I had been deprived of as a baby, no more bottles for me buddy.
I am a bit worried about your 'love' having discovered you are an ardent AC/DC fan, if we ever meet buddy plug in elsewhere if you get my drift, no offence.
Right off to watch the horse racing, Chewing Gum sticking to the rails, Dusty Carpet - never been beaten and Arran Isle (a good jumper) my tips for this afternoon.
 
Adieu buddy

In a huge manly sort of way*

Dishonestly, I could care less for you also.  I think the bearings stay on the road because JimHenson(I tried to spell comprehntion) is palpable.   Other mis-mentioned fake knowledge was before either of our time.
The ladies you type of...may I kiss one?    I would be willing to undo my nachos avatar and show my true face.
I love everyone.    You'll learn that.
I ..NO ONE on the planet needs to know that I love you so much RobMc
Whatever

Those trips to the STD clinic worked then?, glad to hear it buddy, Essssieeee will be pleased. What do you give to the man that has everything ? - penicillin.

Great to see you've joined the society of Robmc admirers buddy, you'll not regret it, obviously my latest offer of pin the tail on the kangaroo free for 2 weeks (recommended by Bosun and Majbasil), was irresistible. Be careful not to slip down the slope of depravity like those 2 though, keep a stiff upper lip, nothing else though, and you'll be fine.
The toilet paper is a howl, you ought to do a graph showing the inexorable rise in prices, toilet paper is now so expensive I've considered chucking it and training the dog. See her face when she kisses him and calls him her little darling now fckr.
Unfortunately I can't promise you the benefits our ladies get, but you'll have many years of pleasure trying to outwit me.
Trying to cope at the moment, my wife went out for milk yesterday and never came back, my mate rang this morning and asked if I was coping, 'not bad' I replied, 'I've been using that powdered stuff'. Looks like a long day, write to me soon buddy, it's lonely being the idiots pariah 
Love you in a manly sort of way
Rob

I was going to post this funny picture of toilet paper I got for $0.15 a couple years ago.   I'm sure you can appreciate how funny it is without actually seeing it.  
 
Please everyone, know how great it is to be within the confines of RobMc's stall.
It is all for one and a free for all.
Nothing is better than being out-shitted by the best.
At least he's a regular, and a **link deleted for society's sake**

Hope you are having fun @Sitting-Duc

Water Croutons

Rob's true poetry level

Poo poo caca pee pee wee wee robmc is a fee fee 

I reach out to the toilet roll, my mission is complete
A voice it speaks, ‘you finished yet’ ? I jump up off the seat
I’d sat at peace here in the dark, without an ounce of strain
But WTF? I get a shock, and s..t myself again

be on the lookout I am spreading the >xi< virus current in South Dokota 

Funny but I totally believe u are a big fan of the butt joint.. as it is like porn for you.. but hey what ever floats your boat or finds your lost remote.. 
 
 I don't judge your Dowells and butt jointz

Hey @jointz as a fellow woodworker you'll love this, it's our type of porn, have you done many different joints this month (ps sorry he spells mitre incorrectly)
 
 

I wish I owned a snack store right next to where you live Jointz, Id be rich!

Thank you all and a very Happy Birthday to my fellow Idiots born on this wonderful day 😃😃