larrymc

Hi All,
I know I have been AWOL for a while and not to bore you all with things going on in my personal life, I want to wish you all a very Happy Christmas and I hope for a very Happy New Year when I can join you again in the servers 🙂
Eat, Drink be merry and keep on gamming .....
Morris 

Pearl Harbor  memorial is on my bucket list its a must see in Hawaii

had to get one for the wife in heaven .she always loved a white tree 
 
 

Mr SensitiveRobMc
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.
They get back to his place,
and as he shows her around his
apartment.
She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears..
There are three shelves in the
bedroom,
with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf..
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy
to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.
but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself
thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds,
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love..
She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in
the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,
'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes,
and says:
'Great help yourself to any prize
from the middle shelf'

As a young lad Simon asked Grandpa Sullivan, "Grandpa, how did you ever get so old?" "Well," replies the grandfather, "every morning, I pour a teaspoon of gunpowder into my coffee, and I guess that's the reason." So Simon begins drinking coffee and doing the same. 90 years pass and Simon finally dies having reached the age of 102. He left behind 5 kids, 18 grandkids, 43 great grandkids, several million dollars, and a 60 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium
 
Old Dot says, “If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with, I shouldn’t be telling you this, but…”
 
Old Budman was reminiscing about the good old days. "When I was a boy, my mother would send me with $1.00 to the corner store. I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea and a dozen eggs. You just can't do that today...too many security cameras."

I've added a few more images from earlier this year, I'm enjoying this hobby but it keeps you up late 

scrone of a women,  the coffin is min 10 Grand   now you know why divorce is high 

I'd be insulted if I didn't hear @wildthing tell me to "F" off every day. 
Is it weird that I look forward to it?  😎🤣
Stay true to yourself buddy, you're part of what makes this dysfunctional family so special to me....

A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend.

His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.”

His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?”

No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.”