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Dogg

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Dogg last won the day on March 25 2022

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About Dogg

  • Birthday 02/12/1954

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    Galesburg, Illinois

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  1. I would like to wish my XI family a Very Merry Christmas. If you have to travel, be safe and careful. And watch out for the real idiots out there. P.S. If Dallas says 'come here I wanna show you something', go you'll have a blast.
  2. Walked into my house Friday night and my wife was gone and a note nailed to the wall said. “We have your wife, if you want to see her again alive, we want £1,000,000, do not call the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.” l tell you what? They weren’t joking about being determined! Since Saturday morning I’ve had 72 missed calls...
  3. A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?”
  4. LOL After the stuff that's been on this screen you ain't gonna hurt it
  5. Dogg

    TS sound

    When I use TS I have no sound on the server. I do have sound on my PC. I have to plug in my headset into the front jack to have sound on TS. Any ideas??? Thanks Jon (aka Dogg)
  6. Long time no see Nancy. Sure miss ole Davey.
  7. Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again
  8. A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.” The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover her with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”
  9. A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she’d be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in another couple of shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the lady doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband’s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, ‘You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn’t you! I hope you’re proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It’s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life, he will require round-the-clock care. And that will now be your new career!’ At this the woman broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just pulling your leg. He’s dead. Show me what you bought.’
  10. A man returns home early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While enroute home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks down the blanket, and there is his wife, naked as a jaybird with a man, totally nude also. The husband puts a gun to the man’s head! The wife shouts, “Don’t do it!!! I lied when I told you I inherited money.” HE paid for the Porsche; I gave you. HE paid for your 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat. HE paid for your Football season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your golf trip to St. Andrews and your new 4X4. HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays our monthly dues. And because of HIM, I can put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month. Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you do?” The cabby replies, “I’d cover him with a blanket before he catches a cold!
  11. 3 Universities decided to investigate why the bulging end (sometimes referred to as a helmet) at the end of a gentleman’s dick was actually there and what its use was. Yale in the USA spent $3.5 million over 2 years and arrived at the conclusion it was to give the woman pleasure during sexual intercourse. Cambridge in England spent £7500 and 11 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to give the man pleasure during sexual intercourse. Dublin spent €175 and 3 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to stop your hand flying off the end.
  12. M y wife isn't blonde, she's a redhead. And you know what redhead is, right??? A blonde rode hard and put up wet. (she rusted)
  13. Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." 'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." "Well, we have them, and you could have." No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't!" "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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