Dark Asylumn Posted March 8, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted March 8, 2011 A man walks in to a drug store & says to the drugest: "You owe my wife an 'apologize'. The drugest says: "I don't know your wife." The man says: "She was in here this morning when you opened up." "Oh", the drugest says, "First, hear my story." "When I got up this morning I went in to the bathroom to shave. Half way thru the power when out. My electric razor stop working, as you can see I'm half shaven. I got dress & started to leave for work. I had a flat tire, as I was changing it, it started to rain. My suit got wet, as you can see. When I got here the wind had broken my awing & it broke my window & my display case. As I was picking up the stuff that had been knowed off, I notice a tube of lipstick on the floor. I stooped over to pick it & as I raised up I hit my head on the cash receiver drawer. About this time your wife comes in a asks me 'how do you use a rectal thermometer'. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
T-Mouse Posted March 9, 2011 Member ID: 10 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 35 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1071 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 6264 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2013 Birthday: 09/03/1993 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Hahahahah, nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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