JohnnyDos Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Let's Offend Everybody! Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. To a different bar. Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. SUM TING WONG. Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment. Q. Why do Drivers Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year- old lady to say the 'F' word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q. What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins,... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit…' Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. *** Oh, be quiet....just pass it on !!!!! TheLastColdBeer, reddog955i, Spartacus and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5852 Achievement Points: 41038 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted July 21, 2016 Ohhhh Johnny...... BigPapaDean, JohnnyDos, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 21, 2016 The Irish one is so funny... I different bat. hahaha Spartacus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 21, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18130 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20144 Achievement Points: 132861 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 21, 2016 FANTASTIC!!!!!! JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted July 22, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted July 22, 2016 FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU JOHNNY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted July 22, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2016 LOL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 23, 2016 Nice, can we insult more please pretty please! Taking insults with Laughter used to be considered a Strength... Someone ask me for an R-Rated one, and I will post it... BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1196 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6519 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63373 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 23, 2016 Nice, can we insult more please pretty please! Taking insults with Laughter used to be considered a Strength... Someone ask me for an R-Rated one, and I will post it... Okay now I want you to insult me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted July 23, 2016 You forgot canada Q. What is the Canadian lifestyle? A. MAPLE LOVING MOOSE FUCKING HIPPIES TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2016 No moose where I live,Tigris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 23, 2016 Okay now I want you to insult me! Q. How do you get a Polish Girl Pregnant? A. Cum in Her Shoe and let the Flies do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted July 23, 2016 No moose where I live,Tigris. Where does Joe keep finding his moose then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2016 I think they just walk around the streets in BC,just like the sacred cows in India. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtLaszlo Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9137 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24296 Achievement Points: 94148 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 02:26 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted July 23, 2016 LOL, Johnny! Hey, if Trump is president, can we start telling those jokes again at work?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted July 23, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2016 LOL, Johnny! Hey, if Trump is president, can we start telling those jokes again at work?!! I see why not,Laszlo,you see I am Italian and they don't bug or offend me,like us Canadians we say "eh" when asked a question instead of say what or what did you say,or sometimes we say "you know what I mean eh". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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