WldPenguin Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4433 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48541 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2016 A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” bds1961, TBB, Wild Fire and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KillerKitty Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Share Posted September 27, 2016 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6932 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4481 Achievement Points: 58136 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 1 minute ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2016 Lmao... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NumNutz Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Share Posted September 27, 2016 You don"t get it do ya BUDMAN? BigPapaDean, Unchileno, L!ckALotAPus and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2016 You don"t get it do ya BUDMAN? Of course not - he's Budman!!! L!ckALotAPus and Damit1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2016 You don"t get it do ya BUDMAN? My ex wife didn't get it either. Damit1, L!ckALotAPus, BigPapaDean and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweatnbullets Posted September 27, 2016 Member ID: 213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 819 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 517 Achievement Points: 5644 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:33 AM Birthday: 06/06/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted September 27, 2016 I dont get it either, cant read yellow type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Cooper Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 20909 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 47 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 217 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 197 Achievement Points: 2534 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/18/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 4 Birthday: 05/03/1957 Device: iPhone Share Posted September 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iboomboom Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30033 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:44 PM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Macintosh Share Posted September 28, 2016 You know what goes best on a white background? White ink. Let the fuckers on mobile struggle with highlighting the entire text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 20 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2016 HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2016 You know what goes best on a white background? White ink. Let the fuckers on mobile struggle with highlighting the entire text. typist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2016 My ex wife didn't get it either. Does that mean you didn't give her any???? BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1194 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6513 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 10:17 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2016 (edited) I have some jewelry to give away! Edited September 28, 2016 by BigPapaDean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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