WldPenguin Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4433 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6771 Achievement Points: 48541 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted September 28, 2016 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted September 28, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted September 28, 2016 It must be deja vu, or something--I could swear I've seen this joke posted before . . . Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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