BoomSlang Posted December 9, 2016 Member ID: 94 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 58 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 552 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 367 Achievement Points: 3739 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted December 9, 2016 Seniors A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the Internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies,...and…. pausing to take another drink of beer……. The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.... So we invented them. Now, you SOB, what are YOU doing for the next generation?' The applause was resounding... I love senior citizens. (Maybe it's because I am one!) AyaqGuyaq, EDD THE DUCK, TBB and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted December 9, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Lol, Boom-Slacka-Lacka. That was pretty good. Damned academic arrogance. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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