SGTDANKO Posted February 24, 2011 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted February 24, 2011 1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ... A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?... Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .. . Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ... Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? ... Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? ... Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?... One's a snack cracker, the others a crack snacker. 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?... 100 people that don't do dick.
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