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  2. Dogg

    After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman’s apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what happened.” So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile back on the bed, Wonder Woman asked, “Did you hear something?” “No!” said the Invisible Man, “But my ass sure hurts like hell!”
  3. Dogg

    This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring round the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, “You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop.” So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them, “I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel.” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, “How could sandals make you into a sex freak?” The Indian man replied, “Just try dem on, Saiheeb.” Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years-raw sexual power! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian’s thighs. The Indian then began screaming, “YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!
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  5. Sinbad

    yes i think it was an older one sorry
  6. Merlin007

    So, what the dealer get? 21? Lol
  7. SGTSmeg

    Disregard I was able to get into safe mode and reset graphics settings. All good now
  8. Hey @Ruggerxi..just noticed something, but not sure if it's something you can fix or not. When you have the rocket pistol equipped as your sidearm and end up in last stand...you do not have the rocket pistol as your gun..it gives you some other semi-auto pistol.
  9. HudsoN

    Welcome to the forums Bori. i remember you from the ESC servers.
  10. Merlin007

    Lol you had it right the first time hahaha Oink... Fn dealer... Oink...
  11. Merlin007

    Yes Oink...
  12. Played last night, game launches and minimizes to task bar. I can hear the music playing, however, when I attempt to bring the game up (by clicking on the task bar or hitting alt-tab) the screen flickers and it minimizes back to the task bar. I updated NVidia drivers with no luck. No updates installed that I am aware of. Thoughts on what's going on? Running Windows 10 64 bit
  13. FunkyJosh>XI<

    FU Bori🖕, welcome to the forums
  14. MikZzona

    and desperate losers dealer-friendly Blackjack players.
  15. Tron

    So this entire thread is now just for points whores?
  16. ReaPeR

    hacks lol
  17. ReaPeR

    Oinks ok here deal since every keeps losing point just donate them to me 🙂 and ill lose them for u.. saves u time 🙂
  18. VHS2

    The Moon! The Moon! Best place to avoid covid. If we get there before Chinese of course
  19. SnullerDk

    hello Bori Welcome to forum 🙂
  20. That's what Key said, and 40 years later .............................................aaaaaw!
  21. Nothing like being at the right place at the right time. really cool
  22. lTplkey336

    Really great pics. Looks like you had a great day celebrating!
  23. TheDrimpXI

    bori bori who is bori? whahaha after all those years you are finally here lol. welkom mate 🙂
  24. SGTSmeg

    Welcome Bori, enjoy playing with you!
  25. Hunter1948

    Thank You for the intro and welcome to the forums..
  26. MikZzona

    Hehe gotta keep hope! Dealer got seven 21 in the last 10-12 hands though. That does complicate things. Oink
  27. BUDMAN

    Happy Birthday
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