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Finally got out on the boat for the weekend with Mrs. Smeg and the two mutts. Been a bad year for boating for us. Busy with work, busy with the fire department, busy with grandkids or the weather hasn't cooperated. Hoping things will allow us to spend a bit more time in September and October. Anyway a few photos from our weekend. P.S. I did fish but nothing was biting (except the black flies)...

The first type is : positive type : she will go OH yeah!! oh yeaH!! 2nd type is the negative one: she will go Oh no !! oh no!!! 3rd type is the gourmet one: she will go is soo good mmm is so good!!! 4th type is the religious one : she will go Oh my god!!! oh my god!!! last type is the fake one: she will go Oh Rob oh Rob !!!! this was freely translated from french.

I heard back from Crunch today and he's doing good ! He's waiting to get to own internet back and, in the meantime, he says hi to all of you and that he should get back on soon.

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the very same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. A few moments after, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

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Today was one for the books. Son stayed with the wife and I overnight for a visit. He is a mechanic. Asked him to take my wife's car for a drive with me to check out a noise. We get in the car and drive about 1/2 mile. We stop short of a 4-way stop as there is a black rat snake in the street. I like snakes and didn't want to kill the stupid thing. Fucker crawls up underneath the car. We can't see it. We both jump out to see where the hell it is. We look under the damn truck just to see it crawl up inside the engine / transmission compartment. FUCK....what do we do now. I know, my son says....lets find some speed bumps. Good idea I said. None to be found. Popped the truck up on the curb...crawl under the truck. Can't find that damn snake anywhere. We said fuck it...let's ride. Drive the mile back to the house and that bastard comes out from under the hood onto the windshield right in front of me. Funny as hell. Long story short I ended up getting ahold of it's tail and had a tug-o-war to get that thing out of the truck. That thing pissed and pooped all over my arm trying not to lose the battle. I threw it across the driveway and it's PISSED! It strikes at me and my son repeatedly until we get a coat hanger and get it into the flowerbed. My wife can now sleep easy tonight knowing she will not get eaten by a harmless black rat snake...LOL

Pretty sure they are monarch butterfly worms, got to make sure I don't bring them in this fall.

Hey all, Just wanted to introduce myself and extend a big thanks to the XI admins and community. I'm 40 years old and live in Northern California, who knew! If I need to flee the state some day do I change my gamer name? Time will tell... I've been playing Battlefield (started w/1942) and Call of Duty (Modern Warfare) for years and in recent times have spent most my gaming hours playing CoD World at War capture the flag and over the last year or so on XI's World at War freeze tag server. In a day when people are so "well-connected," that many feel even more isolated, the freeze tag server is bucking the trend. With familiar voices on each evening the servers culture is welcoming, friendly and fun. Years ago I hopped on and couldn't figure out how to play and moved on. I wish I had given it a lil more time to figure it out then. The maps changing weekly adds spice to life and keeps me on my toes. Thanks again and hope to see you in the trenches! NorCal_Jared

I emailed him on his gaming email... we'll see ! I'll let you know if I hear anything. I sure hope everything is ok !

Been tied to the world now with fiber optic to the modem, with speed 120m byte per sec up and down. get ready to get killed abit more often by me cod5 and cod4. the Major is happy now!!!

Buying a home in Kansas and will be closer to my Brother. Really just waiting on closing now. Getting the VA loan seemed pretty easy, but the making offers and waiting has been pretty stressful!

Old PC was getting on for 10 years since I built it so thought it time for a shiny new one... Specs are: AMD Ryzen 5 5600X 16GB Corsair Vengeance 3200MHz Samsung 980 Pro 1TB + 2TB HDD ASUS 3060Ti Dual ASUS Prime B550M-K CoolerMaster 212 RGB Air cooler Corsair 750W PSU Running Windows 11 All housed in a CiT Raider case Oh... And pretty lights too!!

Me my two brothers and nephew spent 3 days fishing the rivers for kings we came home with 11 kings and 1 jack filled a huge cooler…love my life lol

Magic Penis. A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!' The husband said, 'The what'? The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis,' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic Penis, my crotch.' The penis shot to her crotch.. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the closest hospital. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my ass...!' The rest, as they say, is history...

Lol, I was just going to email you Rose cause I figured if anyone knew anything about krunch iy was you. I tried personally emailing him thru the website and so has Jointz but no response. I really hope he is alright, I know he has a lot of problems and I worry for him. He really is a good person. Please let me know if you hear from him . thanks Rose.

What one of you Idiots built this thing

Two Irish mothers, Kate and Maureen, were bragging about their sons. Kate says, “Me Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.” Maureen responds, “Right, me Danny is a saint himself. Not only hasn’t he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.” “My word,” says Kate. “You must be proud.” “I am,” replies Maureen. “And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.” Murphy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test with a local accountancy company. The tester took Murphy to a small office, where he sat him down and started to ask him some questions. “If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “No, listen carefully. If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?” Murphy replied, “SIX.” “Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Murphy replied, “SEVEN.” “How on Earth do you figure that you’d have seven rabbits?” “Well,” replied Murphy, "I’ve already got one rabbit at home!” Paddy and Murphy drive to the lumberyard. Paddy walks in the office and says, “We need some four by twos.” The clerk asks, “You mean two by fours, don’t you?” Paddy said, “Just a minute, I’ll go check.” After consulting with Murphy he returns. “Right, I meant two by fours.” The clerk then asks, “How long do you need them?” “We will need them for a long time. We’re gonna build a house.”

be on the lookout I am spreading the >xi< virus current in South Dokota

queeny comp died,,she is fine.

Not to offend anyone but I thought I clicked on the wrong website and was on a gay dating site!

Cherokee Purple, Brandywine Pink, & Mr. Stripey. Yum-yummy

I'm getting bored with all these boring names for storms, you think they'd spice it up a bit :- Certain Death Bollock blowoff None left standing Moustache stripper etc etc keep it interesting, I'm naming this one Budmans Batterer

New rotation maps are map mp_78deadsville map mp_agx_destroyed map mp_arroyo map mp_bgate map mp_desert_storm map mp_falaise5 map mp_gb_atami map mp_housewars map mp_kilian map mp_leningrad map mp_maquina_viet map mp_pavlov_h map mp_republic_1 map mp_snr_freedom2 map mp_sub map mp_vodka map mp_warlord map mp_xfire_bay Sorry Biotech no little people maps in this rotation. We have 3 rat maps and they are in rotations 3,4 & 5. We are now on rotation 11 of 17 so it will be awhile. skuz

Could have been worse I suppose

Thank you @lTplkey336 and @Dot80 !

Yes I have not heard from him since June and we chatted frequently.. last I heard from him he was working on his motorbike and working alot but it's not like him to not check the site messages or emails. But if anyone does here from him please let him know to give us a msg..

We were just talking about Krunch the other day in COD5 OW - asking if anyone has heard from him as it's been awhile since we've seen him. He used to be a regular on COD5 ... Hoping he is well !

She and her Husband were great, but the rest of her family need the same treatment the Russians gave theirs, her successor is an absolute idiot. R.I.P. Elizabeth you had our utmost respect

It's all perspective, just try playing with hooves and non opposable digits, y'all are more advantaged than some.

I only have eyes for you darling (and Pia, Dot, Pink, Maz, Athena, GG, Pengy, Mhs Daughter, Blackwidow, Ausigirl, Stephanie, Cheyenne, Crazy Girl, Giggles, IceQueen, Janey, LadyIngVild, Lil acorn, Lil Mord, Roxy, Sally, SandraDee2 , Shadow Lady, and EastCoast50) You are No 1 in my list believe Rob

I had a girlfriend who every time she had an orgasm punched me in the face I was ok with that Until I found out she was faking them

Whenever having real fun with a house full of players (CoD4-146), all I get is a stupid message saying "you are being redirected to make space for clan members..." and I end up on Mushrooms Planet with no one there Not cool...... not cool .... NOT COOOOOL

Hi, my name is Roy. I am 38 years old and come from Germany. I've been playing COD4 since the release and I hit your server in 2014 and played Freezetag there for the first time and since then it's been my favorite game mode. I wanted to introduce myself at that time but unfortunately there were some bigger (positive) changes privately and so I unfortunately had no more time to play. But now I have more time again and wanted to say hello now. See you on the server.

Thank you AthenA, I feel much better now. Will pass the word along to those who wanted to know.

I got your bird for ya fcker

Thank you everyone for your welcome back. And thank you all for accepting me back to the best clan out there Thank you idiots I am very humbled to be >XI< again I look forward to seeing you all in the servers

Hello Opto ! Like E-Raser said in our COD5 servers it depends : if you're on a Freeze Tag server, spawn killing is allowed. Although, on our Free For All servers, it's NOT allowed. So, it depends on which server you were playing ? Also, if it was on one of the DM server and that it's a recurrent thing and always from the same player, you can always pm an admin and warn us, so that we'll keep an eye on the situation.

Indulgent. Cherokee Purple: Rich & a little earthy & smokey. Mr. Stripey: Sweet. Brandywine Pink: Old-timey Sweet, juicy, slightly tart. Like grandpa, farmers grow. Eat 'em straight off the vine.

Lost my dog in Kansas goes by the name of toto.

Scroll wheel and Mouse Macros are Not allowed and have not been allowed for many years. Altering texture settings using Console commands or by using custom configs beyond the stock Low, Normal,High and Extra settings will get you banned. Using Promod configs is Not Allowed and I know a few people that are using them. They are just as bad as running a fucking Wallhack. Alot of the Promod configs that are downloaded off of the internet, increase visibility to the point that certain textures do not load at all and other textures such as foliage, smoke and fog of war become translucent. If you have to Cheat or modify your configs to gain an unfair advantage? you need to fuck off and go play somewhere else.Peroid.

Using custom configs other than (a couple FPS and packet tweaks that make the game run a bit smoother especially if you have a mediocre internet connection) on our servers is generally frowned apon. It gives an unfair advantage. Using a custom config Promod Config that alters game textures beyond the stock (Low, Normal, High, Extra) will get you banned. If you are running around pwning everyone and constantly emptying the servers you may be removed. It's part of the admins job to keep the server population up and the Drama to a minimum. Most people play with stock settings or just a couple of the following.This is all I use as well. Game never drops below 250FPS. Draw your Lagometer on screen: /cg_drawlagometer 1 /cg_fov 80 /com_maxfps 250 (FPS)* Do not set it to 333. That is not allowed. /snaps 40 These 2 maxpacket tweaks help a bit with lag spikes and lowers your ping by 10-15. /cl_maxpackets 100 /cl_packetdup 2 /rate 25000 /r_multigpu 1 (FPS) /cl_mouseaccel 0 (MOUSE)