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Pink, Pinhead and me yesterday close to Zadar. It was wonderful

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So excited that I met up with a couple of XI members at Cars n' Coffee today: That's @YACCster, our buddy PigMo, @piglo and @007andahalf

SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was almost crushed to death. SEX Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore ..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband New Book A man goes into Chaptersbookstoreand asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet.” "That's the one; I'll take a copy.." Poor Lance Armstrong - I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike! Drive By A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard!! Scam Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes”. Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. So True Before sex, you help each other get naked.After sex, you only dress yourself. The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been screwed. Pregnant Prostitute Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?” "For god sakes ,if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?” EASYJET Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?” Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane. "

I feel sad to learn that beers is stepping down as head admin for cod 5.I know DJ Mot will do a great job as his replacement.I think beers was a great admin,and spent countless hours enjoying his commentary,and, gameplay.I feel as if I lost a pal,and hope he is still around as much in the future.THANK YOU BEERS !

Was such an amazing experience filming this with the boys and am totaly honored to be invited to have been a part of it!!!! The boys have been amazing to me over the years as their biggest fan and this is jts one more instance of them being a kick ass band who loves their fans!!!

I hit my first ever hole in one yesterday!!!

The whole Trashy family yesterday at a concert with Laith Al-Deen. And I know that most people do not know him, because he only sings German.

Oh you really need my desktop background, Stormy and Angus

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My Granddaughter and I are raising laying hens this year. We found our first egg today woohoo!

Playing in a company golf outing. Won $5,000 for it and a new set if clubs.

I turned 7. Then I couldn't wait until I turned 14. Then came the ultimate age of 21 that I just had to be. Now 40+ yrs later I wish I was still 21. I was a kid who loved the limelight and any chance I had I took it. I didn't consider the embarrassment to my parents. I just knew I had to be seen. When I grew older I was the life of the party no matter where I was. I hated boring stupid inactive parties. Tho I never drank or did anything like that I was always on a natural high, you might say. I use to see myself at 40-50 and think I will be successful and be set for life. I was very active in my church and when some activity needed something done to kick it off I wouldn't hesitate. I was married at the OLD age of 27 and my social life came to a screeching halt. All the activities I loved on a daily basis such as hunting, fishing and hiking seemed to just vanish out the door. I raised 3 kids with the wife and then when I least expected it my life changed again. On the day of our 28th yr anniversary, she left me and turn gay on me. Not that that is so bad but imagine how I as a man felt. That and a few other things brought me to a place I never in my wildest dreams ever thought I would be. I had a nervous breakdown. One which totally changed my personality to something entirely different from what I knew. Though I also lost all my longterm memory so I really had no standards to measure myself by anyway. This forced me to quit my job of being an office manager of a steel sales center as the stress caused me to have relapses at work. The boss was willing to keep me and have me go to get treatment. I remember thinking I need a total change so I quit. I decided to go to school to get a degree in cyberforensics. The interesting thing about that is I couldn't retain anything I learned. Today I have an 8K educational loan hanging over me that I can't pay. I am now in an Assisted Living facility with no funds left for paying that loan off. I sit here day after day on my pc because the big strong man I was is now a fat flabby handicapped man that can barely walk. My life has changed in so many ways I could have never foreseen that I just shake my head. Yes, it's been a tough journey but I am still among the living and I have 2 grandkids that make my heart go pitter patter. This day is my oldest one's birthday but I won't get to see her as much as I would love too. My purpose for this post is so those of you who knew me before so you can be reacquainted with me again.

Drama I can not tell you how much how long and how funny the drama can be in here. Many moons ago I mad a little gif for it and every once in a while I post it again.

Hello COD5 DM2 Fans !!! Beers is stepping down from his role as Head Admin and DM2 Server Admin. He and the ms are planning on some travel, no doubt to some exotic places. Newark, NJ comes to mind. Kidding aside, Beers has been a foundational member of the COD5 team, and in all capacities he has served, he will be sorely missed. Thank you Beers for your contributions to this clan at all levels. You have always brought great credit upon yourself and the Xtreme Idiots. Thankfully, between travels, he'll still be a regular member of the clan and we can (hopefully) still call on him for advice when needed. And still kill him a lot in the game. Now, for the rest of you lot, looks like you'll be stuck with me as the DM2 Server Admin for the foreseeable future. I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth already. Being retired and all, Beers had the luxury of doing rotations for servers whenever he saw fit. Apparently that usually meant Thursdays. I, on the other hand, am still a working stiff, and so the rotation changes will have to slip to the weekends. Current thought is Saturday morning. You're all watching cartoons then anyway, right? If this totally sucks for you, let me know and I'll consider your hardship, and then probably get over it. Okay, that is all for now. See you all on the server, and you can shoot me there. Mot

Yeaa baby, winner winner chicken dinner! Thanks to @Dukoo @trekvinger @Texas @El Presidente @Bazza for the learning! Kicking ass everywhere baby!

Been a long time XI Great to see the clan strong as ever! I took a look in the "Fallen Soldier" and wow....totally shocked to see the names on the list RIP to some very respected and great XI members! NEVER will none of you be FORGOTTEN!!! Great to see all the Old School members still active. Miss you ALL! FOREVER AN IDIOT! >XI< WHITEBOY

Hello all! I did a brief intro several months ago but was asked to post a bit more info. I am IceQueenHerb, not to be confused with the original and ruling queen @Icequeen. I'm just plain old Herb or Herbie. haha. I live on the east coast of the USA and have been playing on the XI servers since February; I've improved some I still get slaughtered on a regular basis. I have really enjoyed playing against a bunch of fun people on XI. Sometimes I get laughing so hard I can't shoot. You all are awesome. Although I go by Herbie I am actually a female. Long story. I'm a mom, in my 40's, an old lady, a soon-to-be grandma and generally an asshole. I look forward to seeing you guys on the servers.

@Timmah!You should have seen what happened after Angus said to me "Here Bosun, hold my beer and watch THIS" !!!!!

je part la semaine en vacances dans mon département lol , bonne semaine a tout le monde Annonce

Me and my Babies <3 My Boy almost 20 and my little Girl 10 <3

aimbot confirmed!!!

Hax.

RYZEN 5 Upgrade Combo: AMD RYZEN 5 1600 6-Core 3.2 GHz, ASUS PRIME B350-PLUS AM4 AMD B350, G.SKILL Flare X Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4 2400

I joined my first clan in 2001. It was run by an asshole who used to kick,ban peeps who killed him. After we got rid of him everyone got along but I left 2 years later because it was not busy enough. No one was ever on and I got bored. In 2003 I joined my present clan. There was always minimum 100 peeps on teamspeak 24/7. Not as busy as it used to be (because ijits just had to buy the new games that are not clan friendly) but we are still active. Hoping this will change when Hell Let Loose gets released. My idea of a clan/community is the getting to know peeps from all over the world. Getting to talk to them is amazing. Having a website and forums to be able to post anything you want is awesome and another way to get to know peeps. Forums are used to help peeps with any troubles they may have whether it be life, computer, etc. I personally like the joke section of the forums. I read every joke posted. Sometimes I comment and sometimes I use a smiley face. But when your having a not so good day a joke can always make you smile/laugh. I also love the art section. I love doing signatures and desktops. I will never stop making them. There are also going to be those drama moments. Peeps are going to butt heads. Sometimes it makes for a good laugh and it is over. Some will make everyone shake their head. Not everyone is going to get along or even like each other. There is a function on these forums called ignore user. All you have to do is put your mouse cursor over the persons name and click ignore user. Then put a check mark in all the options and click save. Then that person you blocked disappears forever LOL I have only had to use it once on these forums and again today when I noticed a name change LOL Using ignore user keeps the forums civil (drama free).

Hi Ladies & Gents, After a year of so of enjoying playing (*getting whooped) with you, I thought it was about time I joined up. I'm 33, from the UK and work all over the world in print/graphics/exhibitions. Love of shooting, hunting and most things outdoors! Anyway, short and sweet. Nice to me you... kinda! Cheers for all the good times, abuse and advice! Ed

A farmer went to a local pub and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, ‘How about that? I just ordered champagne, too! ‘‘What a coincidence’ the farmer said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’ This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’ ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.’ ‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’ ‘I used a different cock,’ he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said ‘what a coincidence’!

A suggestion: Pay as little attention as possible to comments about rotations sucking. You will never please everybody.

Posting stuff like this on the public forum is just asking for trouble coming your way. Take into consideration the number of members we have, players, servers and the small team that works hard on a daily basis to make sure the servers run clean and fun for everyone - we think of the many, just not the one. Ban appeals get discussed through the team of admins and we have to come to a decision together and sadly this was the choice that was made. To approach one of the admins through PM to harass I find very immature and won't be tolerated. Hopefully you can find somewhere else to play, I hear the OUTLAW server is very busy still, good players on there. Almost all of us have been on CoD2 since the year it came out, this community has been. We've put countless hours into the game not just as players but as part of the admin team so yea, I think we know what we're doing. With the attitude you have towards this whole situation then I won't be surprised to see any other appeals get denied if this happens on other servers.

That's a classic pic. Great time that was.

Yo Angu5 - from now on when you post pictures can we just have the ones with GG in them????

So I wake up this morning and switch on tv, expecting to see my usual Ayaq tribute programmes on Alaska, but the schedule has changed. What appears, a programme called *Top Hookers*, wow this beats the Wombles I thought. Excitedly I wait, then the biggest let down ever, it's about fishing ffs, my day is ruined, back to babestation Don't do this to us poor men! we are simple creatures not long evolved. OMG switched channels and whats on ? 'Wicked Tuna', is there some type of fish fetish with these programme makers?

Awww...He's the King of the World!!!