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  1. Hi all as you know a few weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with Bowel Cancer. Well yesterday she went into hospital and they carried out a 4 hour surgery to remove part of her lower bowel and intestine that contained the tumour. The surgeon told me it was a lot larger than they expected 15cm across (the size of a large grapefruit). Well they got it all and there were no signs of it spreading. As a precaution they took a few biopsies further up the bowel and intestine to be sent off for testing. Although my wife is in a lot of pain and requires a lot of healing we are all over the moon and she looks better already.
    33 points
  2. StormCrow

    New Smile... New Me!!!

    As many of you know, back in February I had a full mouth teeth extraction done, too many hard drugs and lack of dental care in my younger years had them rotting and breaking in my mouth, so, had 26 teeth pulled at once. The last 2.5 months have been mentally taxing to say the least, you dont realize before hand just what a difference it is going from teeth to no teeth, even crooked broken bojangled teeth like I had, then to just gums, its been a time i tell ya! But, light at the end of tunnel has arrived! I got my prototype dentures today. I wear these for a week and report back any issues, rubbing, tight spots, sizing ect. Color will be decided in 1 week as well,currently teeth and gums of dentures exact same color, the final ones with have proper coloring and such So here is pics of my smile before extraction, after extraction and with prototype dentures in...what a difference!!! also, any members with full dentures who have any advice on adjusting/eating/talking please feel free to drop your advice here
    24 points
  3. Let start with your clan name? dLUX Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in game? dLUX When and where were you born? Santa Monica, CA When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Soldier Where have you lived? Santa Monica, CA; Simi Valley, CA; Spirit Lake, ID; Frankfurt, Germany; Coeur d’Alene, ID; Dana Point, CA; San Francisco, CA; Tacoma, WA; Spokane, WA; Baghdad, Iraq; Al Asad Air Base, Iraq; Some really small town in northeast Washington State. What got you into gaming? Fun and competition Your first game you played? Pong And what do you play now? Nearly exclusive to COD4 Freezetag. Every time I try a different game it loses its allure after a while and I end up back with COD4. Why did you join XI? I was spending all my time with you jokers so I ended up leaving my old clan and then was invited to join. What do you get from being in this clan? XI tags. What is your favorite hobby? Shooting What is your favorite travel destination? That’s a tough one. Costa Rica and the SW coast of France would be top slots. Are you married? 26 years and counting. Best lady on earth. She not only puts up with me but actually loves me so I am very grateful for her. Do you have children? 3. The youngest graduates from high school this year so pretty close to an empty nester. What kind of pets do you have, if any? What are their names? A yellow lab named Ca$h. 3 cats: Milo, Moo-moo bear, and Frankie. Are you a sports fan? If so, what is your favorite team? I really don’t dig on most American sports but that is because of their politics. Sad but true. I am a new convert to Rugby. Ireland!! What causes are you passionate about? Freedom. Do you volunteer? If so, where? I suppose military service counts. Currently a Fire Commissioner in our district. What is an interesting fact about you? Sadly, I can’t think of anything. Have you continued your education past college or university with career development seminars or classes? What kind? Bachelors degree in World & Comparative Literature. Masters in Education. Infantry Officer Basic Course; Captain’s Career Course; Bradley Leader’s Course; Information Operations (tactical & strategic); NATO Information Operations Did you know what profession you wanted to work in when you started college? Har. No. Did you belong to any professional organizations? Combat Infantryman’s Association; American Legion; Firearms Policy Coalition. What is your current job title? Retired Did you win any awards or recognitions during your education? Har. Where do you work? Retired What other job titles have you had in your career? Stocker, Tire Installation, 1-hour photo (Costco); Infantry Platoon Leader, Infantry Company Executive Officer, Infantry Company Commander, Battalion S-1, Battalion Assistant S-3, Tactical Informations Operations Team Leader. Private Firearms Instructor. Where else have you worked? I taught 6th grade math and science in public school. Homeschooled my own kids until they went to High School. Why did you choose to work in your industry? I chose the Army for the challenge but 9/11 really moved things into high gear. Why do you like your job? Leading men in a combat zone is a unique challenge. Seeing to the welfare and training of them in between deployments was a great privilege. How would you describe your career? Successful What are some accomplishments you've achieved during your career? There is a list of military awards and decorations but surviving all that with my marriage and kids in tact is the greatest. The grace of God in full display. Describe a time that your career was rewarding. When soldiers thanked me. If you could give a younger person career advice, what would it be? Whatever you do, commit yourself fully. What is your favorite thing about your career or industry? The Army paid me to blow things up. That’s pretty cool. What is a valuable lesson you learned in your career? Things are not always as they seem. Keep your eyes open. What is your favorite sport? Soccer and rugby. Admittedly, I know precious little about rugby but its still amazing to watch. Do you play any sports? In my youth I played the common sports here in the States: baseball, basketball, football, soccer, snowboarding, skateboarding, and I’ve done a variety of Martial Arts over the years. My body can’t really take that stuff anymore, unfortunately. If you were granted 1 wish, what would you wish for? I’ve seen that movie, its a trap.
    23 points
  4. Merlin007

    Heavy Heart Today

    It is with a very heavy heart to say, that early this morning, my wife and I lost our boy Baxter, he would have been 13 in September. His health took a turn last night and was up with him 2-3am this morning but sadly did not make it through the night. He was a rescue, so we'll cherish the times and years he was with us and in knowing that he had good home and a loving family. He is and will be deeply missed, he was quite the character. Rest in Peace buddy.
    21 points
  5. so after knowing this person for over 40 years . Monday i lost the person i loved .she is pain no more . me and Tabatha will keep going as Miyra would have wanted us to. she will be missed every day .tell we meet again you will be in my heart
    17 points
  6. Rea

    Update on myself

    Hey guys just want to say that I’ve finished a goal of mine of getting a degree, even though its just an associates, its still the first in my family so its something I am proud of. I also landed a job in hopefully my career as a Jailer which I hope to eventually move up to be a deputy for the sheriff’s department.
    17 points
  7. Clan Name Senzei>XI< Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in-game? Sensei (as I am an Instructor) SO MOST CALL me Sens When and where were you born? Many many years ago before time. Been 99 for hundreds of years now born somewhere When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Had no idea, hated school never went lots of problems never really gave any thought to what I be 1 day Where have you lived? Lived in UK West Sussex What got you into gaming? Always was into the latest tech Atari tabletop space invaders etc (how old am I) 1st game well must have been a sort of tennis game, sort of a line and a dot. moved the line up and down and tried to hit the dot as it got faster. WOW Play now ? I play loads always COD VR GAMES, LOADS of GAMES Must have a good story to them, lots of action etc why did I join XI? I did belong to another but I enjoyed Freeze Tag but that clan did not really bother with it. So I happened to find it with the XI clan, played it loved the mods, and liked the clan members, so I joined XI and now I spend many hours with my family of XI chums. What do I GET FROM XI ?? I get lots of banter, Great games, and like a big family let's hope it goes on and on. Great Clan well run well done Hobby? well my dogs. my 2 bears, martial arts and gaming with XL buddies Fav destination EGYPT and Spain Is Sens Married ?? No old SENS is NOT married so all you single lovely ladies get in touch ASAP KIDS? 2 but sadly we do not get on, but never mind. Pets ?currently are 2 long-haired Akitas Kuma (which means Bear in Japanese and Bear Bear which means BEAR ) plus tropical fish and shrimp Sports -love loads, martial arts football darts boxing etc Man u is my team passion about?Animals mainly Volunteer?I have helped out with the dementia society and age UK teaching them martial arts in chairs etc, amazing to see how once they start to get involved how they all enjoy Fact about me??? Don’t think there are any sorry Did you know what profession you wanted to work in when you started college? NO IDEA AT ALL, NEVER DID College, not that clever Did you belong to any professional organizations? World Associations of KICK BOXING Organisations (WAKO) EKF English Karate Federation loads more NOT ENOUGH ROOM J Job Title? Sensei WIN awards ? won loads of trophies sport Where do I work ? I work in Schools/halls /homes etc teaching martial arts Titles -Manager dogs body J Tea boy L etc Why i like job?? Love my job it gives confidence discipline respect and helps all ages, from 4 to ripe age can’t beat it Career? Well very hard as no skills due to not much school, so had to do anything I could get, but must say I was fairly good at what I did. I was headhunted a bit. Then at 18 started teaching Martial Arts as well as doing other jobs. For many years I have just been teaching my main sport join me J Accomplishments ? Well that is easy, helping all ages get confident happy. Teaching people who thought they could not do it because of age, mind set, injury. I have taught thousands, I hope it helps all of them through the tough times. Describe a time that your career was rewarding. Every single time I teach is rewarding, every day. Young person advice? Never give up, always ask for help if needed. Try and always be positive. Old sens is here if you need him Valuable lesson? Take time and choose wisely What do you hope to accomplish in your career? ? Done that many times helped hundreds on a good happy path Professional bodies? Well XI CLAN, 1 DAY I will be admin J WAKO Fav Sport ? Mixed Martial ARTS Play Sports? All MARTIAL ARTS, running around using skills that others can only dream about FREEZE TAG 1 WISH? Peace in the world
    13 points
  8. Finally met @sstriker and @Monkey back in April. Forgot to put some pics up. It was a brilliant evening and we had a lot of fun! Maybe a bit to much beer and rum but who cares. It's nice to put a face to a name! Wishing you idiots all the best!!
    13 points
  9. Let start with your clan name? >XI<Intruder - I used to play ww2 combat flight sims is where that name was born. Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in game? Some call me Bull - long story but deep down probably just because im stubborn. And clumsy lol When and where were you born? Old guy, 1972 In Middletown Ohio When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I never figured it out and still working on that answer. Where have you lived? I have lived in Ohio my entire life, not much of a traveler but i now reside in New Madision, Ohio only about 30 minutes from where i grew up. Worldly i know. What got you into gaming? Been a gamer since i was young but the people and the adventures kept me logging back in. Your first game you played? First game was a atari but fast forward to the PC world it was FIghter Ace the combat flight sim i mentioned back in 1996 And what do you play now? Mostly DayZ Standalone, myself and a few XI members host 3 servers. I quit gaming for a few years except for every Sunday i would play cod4 with XI for a few hours. XI servers always had me looking forward to that free time on Sundays. Why did you join XI? I officially joined recently in late 2022 maybe ? im not sure i have been part of this group so long im not sure when i actually joined. What do you get from being in this clan? I have made some good friends with alot of XI members and we continue to stay in touch when possible. What is your favorite hobby? modding has always been the root hobby i always come back to. I have alot going on with a small hobby farm but i am always thinking of modding servers or games. What is your favorite travel destination? My back yard, i have some acreage and a pool. everything i need is at home so why travel. I'm just not drawn to far off lands. Are you married? Yes Do you have children? One Son who is grown and gone off to make his mark on the world at 22 What kind of pets do you have, if any? What are their names? No pets and we don't name our food Do you volunteer? If so, where? I do volunteer some times, I have a emergency communication group < Ham Radio > that we volunteer for events and disaster clean up. What is an interesting fact about you? Sorry, I'm not very interesting. I work most of the time on something either outside or in the virtual world. Have you continued your education past college or university with career development seminars or classes? What kind? I spent 30 years in the labor pool as a Heavy Diesel Mechanic and later switched over to the management side and have been developing my career in that direction. That has taken me into alot of focused learning classes provided by my employer. What is your current job title? Automotive Supervisor i manage 5 shops . Where do you work? UPS Why did you choose to work in your industry? Being a mechanic came easy to me as i grew up on a farm. It started as a side gig to pay the bills while farming was slow and then became more stable at the time so i made a decision for a weekly paycheck. Why do you like your job? I am lucky to have a good career, so many people right now struggle with the day to day. How would you describe your career? A never ending story of evolution, from the time i started to current are completely different. I am always hungry to learn something new. Describe a time that your career was rewarding. If its not rewarding why do it, i have always had a deep appreciation for the opportunity's I was given and feel a sense of gratification for the work completed. If you could give a younger person career advice, what would it be? Stay fluid, so many people get left behind as they age. New technology is coming at you every year. Embrace Change. If your Comfortable where your at your not going anywhere. Step out side your comfort zone to grow your self. What is a valuable lesson you learned in your career? Never think you to important to be replaced. What do you hope to accomplish in your career? Retirement some day healthy and on my terms What is your favorite sport? Baseball Do you play any sports? I used to play A league softball but the ole knees gave up that ghost on that one. If you were granted 1 wish, what would you wish for? I would wish for more wish's lol. Nothing really comes to mind I'm so appreciative of my family and friends, as well as my XI friends and i wouldn't change a thing. Well except those few times I ... nvm that's another story.
    13 points
  10. Yesterday I took my wife for pre booked tests at the hospital. And after having an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy the Doctors discovered my wife has Bowel Cancer. At the moment we are just numb and trying to get our heads round it, Donna is a woman who has never smoked or drank to excess (the odd glass of wine) and teaches PE at school. So she has always been fit and healthy. And in ten years has only been off work twice due to illness it just makes no sense. We have now told all the family which has been very hard on everyone. This woman is my rock for over 22 years we have only ever been apart 3 times in all those years. I find myself having to be the strong one telling everyone its alright mum will be fine, while cracking jokes and keeping a smile on my face when in reality I just want to scream. It is now a waiting game for more tests and the results from the Biopsy. We have a full body CT scan booked for the 4th of next month to see if it has spread and only after those results will the Doctors decide the next step. I do not claim to be a religeous man but I prayed for the first time in a lot of years. Not for me but for my wife who is the most wonderfull kind and gentle woman you could ever wish to meet. I only post this to remind everyone, hug the special people in your life , tell them you love them today. Because you never know what tomorrow brings. Wishing everyone the best Baldie (Rob)
    12 points
  11. Liked Budman's idea so came up with this lol in game
    10 points
  12. TheLastColdBeer

    I'll be dipped

    Thought I was buying a potbelly stove. It was in pieces, but too small. Took it home anyway. Base was broken & a friend recommended welding it with 7018. "You can't weld cast w/that!" Try it. I'm sold, 7018 lo-hi can weld cast iron.
    8 points
  13. AbuXI

    Abu Out

    Back to work for me on Friday. Last few weeks been a blast. See you in 5. Take care of each other. Baldie good times come & go, so do the sad ones. Hang in there ...
    8 points
  14. Unarmed

    Proud dad moment

    Spent the weekend at Rea’s apartment so I could watch him receive his degree in criminal Justice tonight. I’m very proud of him, he has worked hard the last couple of years with baseball, work and classes.
    7 points
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  16. Please Welcome MANE To Our Clan
    6 points
  17. Let start with your clan name? Roody Do you have any nicknames? Personal or in game? In former times "Ans" later sometimes "FreakFunk" When and where were you born? My son claims that I should have met the dinosaurs. Grrrrrr But it was 1972 Oct. In a small city named Gelnhausen (Germany) When you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Drummer in a rockband, better metalband. Where have you lived? My whole life in a small village near Frankfurt. In the middle of the dark woods. What got you into gaming? My neighbour and his two COMPETITION PRO joysticks plugged in the C64 Your first game you played? Xerons And what do you play now? Xerons and COD4 Why did you join XI? The name "xtreme idiots" catched me. My humor! And I was addicted by the freezetag server from xi. Very funny mod. What do you get from being in this clan? I can no longer be kicked from a full server. Meet incredible crazy people from all around the world What is your favorite hobby? See my son laughing, freezing some old guys, repairing notebooks and personal computers, my dog, mountainbiking What is your favorite travel destination? acores, la gomera Are you married? Yep. Nearly 20 years now. Hard time for my wife. Do you have children? A wonderful son ("Cpt. Rex" on COD4 ft Server) What kind of pets do you have, if any? What are their names? A black cat called "Shadow" und a black dog named "Sky" Are you a sports fan? If so, what is your favorite team? Hallenhalma and Tabletennis. Timo Boll is my fav sportsman What causes are you passionate about? Helping helpless people. For example refugees from ukraine, disabled persons and much more. Respect for all people Do you volunteer? If so, where? I'm member in school parents council. And in DLRG (german lifesaving society). There I train swimming for kids What is an interesting fact about you? My shoe size is 10 Did you belong to any professional organizations? yes What is your current job title? system engineer Did you win any awards or recognitions during your education? It's a great swimming award in germany called "Seepferdchen" Where do you work? In Frankfurt at a big broadcaster What other job titles have you had in your career? Carer for disabled persons, communications electronics engineer spezialiced in telecommunications, sound engineer. Where else have you worked? Hanau, Gelnhausen Why did you choose to work in your industry? Make my hobby to my job Why do you like your job? Money. Canteen. Get to know lots of people. Get to know lots of new technical features How would you describe your career? chaotic What are some accomplishments you've achieved during your career? I'm proud of a Unplugged-CD-recording with Amy Macdonald as sound engineer If you could give a younger person career advice, what would it be? Don't do anything you don't like to do! What is your favorite sport? Hallenhalma, etreme couching, Tabletennis, Mountainbiking If you were granted 1 wish, what would you wish for? Let it rain brains for humanity!
    6 points
  18. I use steam to cook oysters shrimp and lobsters. That's all it's good for. lol
    6 points
  19. HI all, the best idea ,image ,phrase saying,put down anything that i think good enough will get a spot on the wall hxtr no midget porn shit like last time lol
    5 points
  20. baldie

    Update about my wife.

    Well she had toast first thing this morning and she will get soup for lunch. The aim is to get the bowels moving slowly. Because they were chopped and rejoined they have to take baby steps. But will not be allowed home until she has been for a #2 twice, we are hoping for Monday or Tuesday. Then the hard work starts trying to keep her from doing too much once she gets home it just means she has to put up with the diet they set her and my cooking
    5 points
  21. WldPenguin

    XI Fest 2024

    The Fest this year will be held in Branson Missouri on Sept 11-15 If you're interested in going contact myself, Rugger or Yaccster, and we will get you set up with access to the Fest group on the website and Whatsapp Also let us know if you're interested in staying in a house, hotel or just visiting. XI Fest is always a great time filled with laughter, fun, & friends!
    5 points
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  24. skuzapo

    New Rotation for OWFT

    New rotation maps are map mp_78dawnraid map mp_agx_depot2 map mp_armory map mp_bf1942_berlin map mp_cw_farm map mp_derailed map mp_downtown map mp_erdingtonoff map mp_gardenofheat map mp_hospital map mp_lapatrouille map mp_montargis map mp_paresu map mp_renan_bridge map mp_snr_carentan map mp_snr_leon_cod map mp_sturm map mp_vm_river map mp_wdocks
    5 points
  25. First name "Dia" or "Gonna"? lol
    5 points
  26. OK I will start. After researching lots of different recipes in search of a great homemade coconut chicken Thai soup (Tom Kha Gai), I kinda combined three different recipes and added some other things, trying to get that specific flavor, texture and look I love... SUCCESS!!! But... I did not write it down oops... But here is a photo. I will be working on the recipe maybe will include it here once finished.
    5 points
  27. WldPenguin

    XI Fest 2024

    They have these contraptions called airplanes
    5 points
  28. skuzapo

    New Rotation for OWFT

    New rotations maps are map mp_78compound map mp_agx_castle map mp_agx_market map mp_backlot_night map mp_bahnhof map mp_beuvron map mp_communique map mp_contrav2 map mp_cw_rocket map mp_ddd_wet map mp_dogville map mp_enigmaoff map mp_homeroom map mp_lao_cai map mp_panzerschlacht_02e map mp_remagen map mp_snr_gijon_cod map mp_stronghold map mp_yomi
    5 points
  29. Hi all firstly thank you for all your positive thoughts and best wishes. We have no news as of yet, the last 2 weeks have just left the whole family feeling Numb. Donna finally had the full body CT Scan we have been waiting for yesterday. Now we are just waiting for the Doctors to look at them, and then hopefully we can finally start to get treatment. Although the chance to just talk to the doctors and find out what the options are would be great, instead we are just in limbo waiting and praying it has not spread and the outlook a positive one. Anyway from my family to you all thank you .. You guys are amazing and Donna has read everyone of your comments.
    5 points
  30. Smeggie

    Italian Decorum

    Meh, the ladies can't resist my natural musky smeggie scent. Who needs that expensive stuff?
    5 points
  31. skuzapo

    New Rotation for OWFT

    New rotation maps are map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_argentan map mp_bentys_depot map mp_bridge map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_brecourt map mp_cw_hill map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_foy_nite map mp_hill78 map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohdm3 map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_arnhem44 map mp_snr_brunete_cod map mp_streets map mp_turm map mp_vm_maichau
    5 points
  32. this thing is sweet . that makes 156
    5 points
  33. Wicked looking - to big to shave with
    5 points
  34. 5 points
  35. Hey peeps ! I just wanted to post some pics of some of the guys that are at these events' courtesy of the "Coyote Force" Magfed only paintball team. I went back last Sunday for another all day MFOG . I had a chance to run my new mask.and did some filming with my GO PRO and scope cam....I'll try and put together a short video.I'm new to this video editing but think I can do a decent job.Okay so here are some of the players. The first one being Me. S
    4 points
  36. I believe YOU GENTLEMEN are entitled to the XI medal meeting up with another member! I’m not sure who awards them? Can you help?@ROCKAPE
    4 points
  37. LOCO

    mw2 146b9 map rotation #13b

    MW2 Rotation #13b 25 maps Totty put in 05/16/2024 by LOCO map mp_bo2grind map mp_dahar map mp_asylum map mp_mw2_term map mp_beta map mp_bog map mp_gridiron map mp_cgc_citystreets map mp_grinder map mp_counter map mp_crossfire2 map mp_crossroads map mp_remontna map mp_de_vertigo map mp_4nuketown map mp_convoy map mp_sab map mp_oukhta map mp_ad_bo2frost map mp_pic map mp_strike map mp_tibongal map mp_cargoship map mp_vac_2 map mp_xi_overgrown2 Server Restarted 9:00PM PST Enjoy
    4 points
  38. My setup is coming slowly. Especially for the COD4 servers. If you see me and I don't answer I still don't have my mic set up in-game so I can respond. Give me some time as I am a little shy joining in the games as its been so long. I do miss it and you all!
    4 points
  39. Timmah!

    Happy Mother's Day

    R.I.P. Mom.
    4 points
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  41. @BigPapaDeanNot sure if you can BLUETOOTH YOUR HEARING AIDS? I blue tooth my hearing aids to my iPad and iPhone. If I remember some of your posts you have a laptop is this correct? Most laptops can Bluetooth I think. Most hearing aids now have apps to download on your devices. My iPad and iPhone don’t require an app to Bluetooth hearing devices.
    4 points
  42. New rotation maps are map mp_1078carentan map mp_78tokyorose map mp_ambush map mp_db_snowypark map mp_anzio_beach map mp_contra map mp_cw_brecourt_storm map mp_anbinh map mp_ddd_wet map mp_gb_karkand map mp_hospital map mp_hunt_winter map mp_kiev map mp_lao_cai map mp_makin map mp_mohdv2 map mp_radiorelay map mp_ratsbedroom map mp_snr_freedom2 map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_snr_treblink
    4 points
  43. Thank You Skuzapo
    4 points
  44. I'm surprised Diddy's mansion isn't on that list. Sure it's not a town but sure is talk of the town. And this place looks right out of a Steven King novel. I'll stay where I am close to the boarder just in case I ever need to get out.
    4 points
  45. These are Lebanese Fatayer. It’s really a Lebanese version of a samosa I assume. The pastry in these ones are made with flour and baking soda or a yeastdough. We make them with ground beef onions, canned tomato, mixed spice, all spice, salt, pepper , cumin, cinnamon and mint. We also make vegetarian version. The filling is spinach, onions all the spices above and lemon juice delicious. We brush them Oil then bake them. My cousin made these he uses the baking sofa bread he oils them after baking I use yeast bread oil before baking
    4 points
  46. Twinkie 13

    Chuck Norris

    Found some good ones. Not mine of course but funny. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret. Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes. When Chuck Norris needs to relax, he joins the army. Chuck Norris once made Kirsten Stewart smile. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi trucks gas tank for fun that truck is now known as Optimus Prime Chuck Norris killed 50 bad guys with 2 bullets. The first bullet was a warning shot. Jesus can walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.
    4 points
  47. ALanHim

    Chuck Norris

    Very nice... you have god like blood in you. When Chuck Norris does pushups the Earth moves. When Chuck Norris speaks, even Hellen Keller listens. When God was creating the heavens and Earth, he consulted Chuck Norris first. When Chuck Norris dies he'll go heaven and tell Jesus how he did on Earth then take over for forgiving us of our sins. When Chuck Norris observes the Double Slit Theory experiment, all the partials disappear and hide. When Chuck Norris decided to attend a Ditty after hours party uninvited, Ditty left the country without saying goodbye. Chuck Norris's pronouns are, "God Like" "Master" "Queasy Lord" "Simi-Perfect" and he expects you to use them.
    4 points
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