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Gabriela Alessandra, 15 years old, extreme idiot by definition. She speaks 4 languages, (we speak 5 at home) and is 25 times worse than his weird Dad. She knows Mac Daddy and Pain, because she would sit right next to me and laugh really hard every time I blew up or knifed the suckers. That went on for years. My wife is Brazilian (of the difficult kind) but somehow, Gabi managed to make the brazilian curling team and go to the youth olympics somewhere in Switzerland. She did not win gold but was chosen as the most photogenic athlete of the games not by me or the press, but rather by the swiss fans of her who would line up after every game to get her autograph that eventually got locked at 50 max, in order not to delay the brazilian bus. This is all for you, my brothers, Dada, Mac, Johnny and the others. Its in our genes.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth with the Priest to confess his sins and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap again, you're in my closet now."

I have been coming here for a little over 3 years and I can't remember if I did an intro post so I am making one now. Hello everyone. My name is Angelz. I am going to be turning 62 this year. I have been a member of these forums for a little over 3 years and I have also been on teamspeak here and there introducing myself to everyone who was on. I started online gaming in 2001 when my husband showed me the game Medal of Honor, then Spearhead came and then Breakthrough. I was then hooked on shooter games. During my Spearhead days I had the opportunity to be involved in setting up and organizing tournaments with over 32 clans participating. We gave away money and pc parts to the top 3 winning clans. We held one tournament in COD4 when it was first released. During my COD4 years I spent a lot of time playing in leagues where I had a lot of fun. Back in my Spearhead days I was involved with the anti cheat program DMW World. The US/CA clan I was in at the time came out of a UK clan that created DMW World. Later in COD4 I was a streaming admin for PBBans. I was also involved with cheat police and a couple other anti cheats. A mate of mine was playing in an XI server one night and asked me to come play with him and the rest is history. I have had a ton of fun playing on all XI servers over the years. Now I just have COD5 installed as I kind of bored with COD4. That's all for now. If you have any questions let me know and I will answer them.

Hello, I'm FunkyJoshs twin brother/FunkyChickns son, I currently play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2019 on the Xbox and have played with some of you through cross play, I used to play COD4 Freeze-tag as a junior member.

Personal reasons. Too much I have power trippers around for me. Takes the fun out of the game. Waiting for some changes and I'll probably be back. Also I work a hell of alot too.

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?” She says, “I was in bed.” “In bed this early, doing what?” “Getting a second opinion!”

Well, for alot of people over time, things change. Sometimes folks get sick (too sick to play - like cancer), sometimes folks get super busy all of the sudden and cannot find the time to get back to gaming, sometimes folks find their lives all of the sudden change and their circumstances are different. I remember when I played MOH (AA, SH and BT) those games were so much fun, I never, ever, ever thought those clans/servers/maps would end, but alas, as these games got older, more and more folks eventually moved on. What I have learned over these years is cherish your gaming, the games you decide to play, the folks you decide to game with (if you are loyal and have specific servers you like to go to) and enjoy yourself,cause you never know what the future days will hold for us... Now everyone get back in those maps soldiers! Hup two three four, we wanna game some more.

Sebastian and Julian got married in Las Vegas. They couldn’t afford a honeymoon so they go back to Sebastian’s Mom and Dad’s house in San Francisco for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Sebastian’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Sebastian and Julian are up yet. She replies, ‘No’. Johnny asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.’ Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ‘Are Sebastian and Julian up yet?’ She replies, ‘No.’ Johnny says, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school’ After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, ‘Are Sebastian and Julian up yet?’ His mom says, ‘No.’ He asks, ‘Do you know what I think?’ His mom replies, ‘OK, tell me what you think.’ He says: ‘Last night Sebastian came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.’

Can you believe my nephew was given this...by his mother?!

We have already spoke about it in the forum for London, and ingame there has been also some conversations going on. A lot of people have said that they are willing to come if the XI fest is being held in Amsterdam this year. So since nobody is stepping up, i will! Who is in for going to Amsterdam this YEAR? And when would be the best date? I would love to hear some reactions. Thanks

I grew up, haha. (Some of you might not even get that) But seriously, I work a lot and have interest in other games besides cod4 really. Plus, a lot of the people I grew up gaming with aren't around anymore. I don't know half the people who play in the servers now.

boy i don't miss this drama

Bloody hell I just realised its been Ten years for me. 😮 Now I know I am getting Old.... October 2009 How time fly's. Back then I was called Baldiemeat 😂😂😂 I can not remember what year it was I changed it to just Baldie. Oh well here is to the next Ten Years

You're not past help - you're just an >IDIOT<

Was playing a lot, mainly the DM2 server, when wifey worked afternoons and me on days. She quit the job, which greatly reduced game time, except with the COD2 gang weekend mornings. Fortunately, she’s looking to go back to nights again soon, meaning game time will increase again and we’ll have more money!! Win, win!

1+2+3 = 6 Nah, couldnt be that simple.

Agreed Anybody talking to SOB ask him to come by be nice to see him again

Oooh it's on like DONKEY KONG. I will be there. Since it is in Amsterdam I know an amazing activity we could do: VR gaming (with actual roaming in an area)! After all we still are gamers. https://www.vrarcade.nl/group-packages <-- check out their website. For large groups (20+ players) it's just 22,95 Euro's. For smaller groups (less then 20 players) it's 30 Euro's per player. I've done this once and it is was fucking awesome. I highly recommended it. Only downside in my opinion is accessibility.. about 25 minutes by public transportation (approx 15 min walk included). I would go for June or early September, at least if you want to have decent weather.

Get a set of balls and show yourself.

Yea not sure why. To me, cod is like the one and only game that I can never get bored of. At some point down the line, I always return and play some games. Specially because of the amount of whiny biaaaaatches the server holds. EASY!

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Welcome to the forum ShinyAbsol94 aka Rosiee aka chain and ball got the info from SgT Chris 🤣🤣🤣)

That's not a problem SOB I always see Dos and think you must be around here somewhere Miss your humor too. My heart goes out to you. If you were close to Johnny you lost a big piece of life when he passed and as time is the great healer sometimes it takes a lot of time to heal the big wounds eh .

Nitrogen coolers coming to Newegg anytime soon?

All I see is $$$$$$

See, I told ya the game was broke! Well done, Spawnie. Blow you up later!

R.I.P Buddy,he was a good CoD 2 Player

please come back in the game Queen, I miss the cutest namecalling like “ sukkel en stomme lul” 😂

Lots of negative reviews on that one on Amazon. PPL saying that you literally have to put your eyeball rite up to the glass to see through it and alot of ppl had problems with 1 of the lenses rattling loose inside of it after use. Some PPL had problems when flipping it and flipping it back it would be misaligned. This is supposed to be pretty decent. People say that it offers 3"-5" eye relief which is better than what they say about the Sightmark. It's $20 more but only 3x. 3x is still good for 100 yards. https://www.amazon.com/Bushnell-Optics-Magnifier-Matte-Black/dp/B06VXCFJSF

This reminded me of that old sitcom song "Welcome Back", so --->

Amsterdam sounds perfect to me, 1 hour drive and Im there😀 September would be fine I quess, after the hollidays and hopefully still good weather . Thanks for stepping forward heer @P!nk

i have reloaded it and trying to get into our servers..lol

I knew we had one, and that is why I asked originally, all I need now is one of our better players to want to be Robmc XI, any takers ?? please boost my stats, I'll swap names no problem

Wait till you get to higher level stuff on that game. You won't hear the end of trash talk and personal attacks.

"You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here" Don't want to be THAT person but it's written on the homepage. Like idk do they need to write it in big or something?

At least give your in game name, how can anyone act on what you have said any how you could just be someone random who doesn’t like Sixgun, that’s just Sixgun he’s the same with all of us.

maybe its for your head?

Do you wanna fucking die??

i have a question did thy all rage quit to spec after playing half of the map cos the scores are 2 4. or was rob kicking ever ones ass lol

The next rotation for FT is now running. map mp_airfield map mp_beltot map mp_bessie map mp_castle map mp_montelimar map mp_courtyard map mp_crossroads map mp_el map mp_fritzkrieg map mp_gardenofheat map mp_chokepoint map mp_renan_bridge map mp_rtcwchateau map mp_silesia map mp_siege map mp_seelow map mp_snr_matmata map mp_sps_xian map mp_sub map mp_toujane map mp_yomi Cheers

I second that

Hi there and welcome! And remember, whatever happends, it´s Always @FRENCHIs fault 😂

I got your message m8, i replied to Labob (above), Steam told me i had 4 message but when i replied to the first from Nosjp and then went to look for the others it was saying there was an error and i had no notifications, i only know that you are one of the other messages because of this post so i went into my friends list to find your name and read it but apologies to the other two who sent me a message because i really have no idea who they are and where my messages disappeared to.

Pain, you might be an ass but i admire your kind hearth,

No darlin gotta click the button on the top of the page as to what one u like the most .... DAMN IT @Roxy! is haxing the VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!! I call a recast of votes 😛

Hi all Xi gamers , im now retired from work since january 14 this year , so just prepared to be klinked a lot more , ill be seen online more since have more free time. klink ya Mark

What a way to wake up. Johnny was a great laugh to be with while playing R6,battlefield etc another great XI member gone but not forgotten.

A great Ambassador too all the games he played , i will miss all of our jocular conversations , the loss of JohnnyDos is Unmeasurable , but he left me with lots of treasured memory's . RIP JohnnyDos

Ah? it's like herding cats lol