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LilmordJr Graduated today with a couple of awards!! one of them was Warrior of the week award, and I heard a little mouse told me that her teacher made an award for her the Sassy Award LOL... but i think that was for Classroom lol

Dewalt we believe you are RealEstufa and you are banned from playing on the servers from a prior ban that happened in COD5.

YYYYEEEEHHHHAAAWWWW! LOL Well a lot of you know that my wife and I run a 24/7 roadside assistance company and mobile mechanics. We have a contract with a limo company to keep a fleet of 11 up and running. Well today everyone have fun and shoot people for me lol. We have our whole fleet booked today for a fundraiser about an hr away and the owner wants us in the area just in case. Also for this event they have a friend of the limo owner outta another town booked as well...... somewhere around 25 limos will be in the area and my wife and I are the service for them!!!! HELL YEAH!!!! So wont be around 2nite to kill everyone lmao.....but gonna go get ours lmao. have fun everyone and wish us luck and pray for a great evening for us!!!

my youngest son matthew and wife where on tv today https://abc7.com/health/leukemia-and-lymphoma-society-take-on-childhood-cancer-with-$50-million-initiative/5298312/

My wife and I went to Quebec until the 1st of May. Here are some pictures to share with u (first 2 days - Montréal to Shawinigan). More to come if you wish... We really enjoyed visiting the country and meeting Quebecois who are so friendly!

Don't judge me!!!

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives......... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

please welcome FUNky and YACCster to the cod 4 admin team both guys have move up from the moderator position to full admins and both should make good additions to the team welcome guys

Everyone please Welcome our new additions to the COD5 Admin team: Crazygirl XxSNOOPxX McGrim E-raser EastCoast50 Rocket_Jay Welcome all to the team!

yeah hes in remission but he still has to take the gene inhibitor and hes doing ok has his issues here and there but we are glad hes still here with us

Your picture literally has the location written on it...

A little girl is visiting the zoo with her parents, she leans over the lion enclosure and in an instant a lion grabs her collar and drags her into the enclosure, pinning her down and preparing for the kill, everyone is screaming. A biker, visiting the zoo, leaps into the enclosure, punches the lion on the snout and drags the child to safety. A press reporter from the Guardian witnesses it all, sensing a good story he rushes over to the biker who is being thanked by the grateful parents 'That was one of the bravest things I have ever seen', said the reporter, 'what do you do and whats your political leaning' ?? Well I'm proud to be British the biker replies, I vote Conservative, voted for Brexit and am a decorated veteran, having served in Iraq Next days headlines ' Right Wing Extremist Assaults Immigrant And Steals Their Food'

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs." "You're on." At age 42, they meet and play golf again. "Where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Again? Why?" "They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games." "OK." At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" "Hooters". "Why?" "The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking." "OK." At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy." "Good choice" At age 72 they meet again. Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts." "Great choice." At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?" "Hooters." "Why?" "Because we've never been there before." "Okay."

Been cold as heck this spring the water has been very cold for fishing. Caught a nice brown trout tonight.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said: "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit. She even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothin. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

Even a cat has a wife!!.mp4

If he falls off does he spawn on that ledge or have to start at the bottom again ??

We were there a couple years ago... one of the best things my wife and I did was to take the Jet Boat ride thru the rapids!

So if you plan to break into my home know that I will be putting your head into a wall and have a gun drawn on your buddy who just jumped out the window, all be fore the cops can show up to take your shit dumb ass to jail. Like I said before I jumped him.. You picked the wrong fucking house.

Quebec City

Essentially there was an update to the website that had to be applied as it had security fixes but bundled a load of other changes... The update broke allot of things - one of them being the back end of the site so I could not actually get in and do stuff. Obviously I had to rollback. Then began the saga with the external support where I was told to break the site again so they could see. Then some bullshit about them needing FTP access.. which we don't use so that sucked. Ended up having to debug myself and give them additional information to be told they had removed a functionality and one of our addons was causing the issue. Since I have been trying to fix the storage for files on the site - I need to do that so I can redo the themes and upgrade them to hopefully fix the rest. Duc

Canadian guys are indeed great artists! :-)

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!" A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, "If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?" The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, "Nah, the steaks are too high!" My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances. Well, she's in for a shock. My girlfriend isn’t talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that – I didn’t even know it was her birthday…

You know what until you pointed it out I HAD NOT REALISED ...OK I am an Idiot 🤣🤣🤣

So in my diligence to police perps in our servers, I mistakenly took Labob for a perp. Banned him...but after a very harsh third degree it seems he's clean. No seriously, I want to apologize to @Labob...I was doing some work and whoops. banned him...sorry man...!

I have been out hunting the Pike but all I have been finding is Bass

Is the dark theme gone? This white one hurts my eyes

I have been working on the server, it is now up and running for you to play, the game mode at the minute is capture the flag, if it suits players needs to change it I will do with enough votes, have fun it's a great mod for abit of fun. The maps are currently standard as the game mode is capture the flag and makes it a better gameplay. Enjoy all!!

Rotation 2b 24 maps stock maps plus others by sharp put in 11 05 19 dadda2 map mp_cgc_bog map mp_cgc_citystreets map mp_strike map mp_carentan map mp_coldfront map mp_vac_2 map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_overgrown map mp_crash map mp_convoy map mp_4t4hangar map mp_farm map mp_pipeline map mp_shipment map mp_countdown map mp_backlot map mp_bloc map mp_killhouse map mp_cargoship map mp_tigertown_v2 map mp_broadcast2 map mp_creek map mp_showdown map mp_crash_snow pinky just for you enjoy restarted by dadda2 10.15 uk ish enjoy

mcgrim and eastcoast wft those asshats lol

Welcome to the team!! While knifing Admins is not prohibited, it is frowned upon!! :p

you were banned in 2017 for griefing with a name that you are showing and your avatar not sure we want you back thank you for your appeal appeal denied

What a great episode!! Wish it was a little bit brighter so I could see more but I was still on the edge of my seat the whole time. I didn't see the ending coming at all, and when it did I thought she was dead. Well done GOT!

You get many girlfriends you old romantic you ????

mp_5nav1 mp_nachtfeuer mp_78gaperon mp_africorp_rmk mp_agx_burgundy mp_akushima mp_snr_vimyrd mp_anzio mp_winter_crash mp_asylum mp_ravine mp_beertruck mp_beuvron mp_desolate mp_snr_stmengs2 mp_outskirts mp_ax_simmerath mp_amberville mp_snrtrondheim Enjoy!!

Everyone told me NOT TO SHOOT GROUPS with my new Excalibur Micro 355. They claimed these Excalibur Crossbows are so accurate I would ruin my bolts (arrows). I should have listened. This is my FIRST group at 50 yards, on a bench rest one rabbit ear bag up front.

outfuckingstanding choices!

Thank you for sharing that Loco, you have a beautiful family. it’s uplifting to see the story of your little mans battle. It seems he has a strong character and great outlook, that’s a credit to you and your family and I will pray for you all. I am just getting involved with LLS after my Moms diagnosis and it is a great organization.

Almost 7 months after Hurricane Michael, and going through pure hell to get anything to do with anything done! The public adjusters we hired, came through for us, our house has been totaled and we will finally get a new home "built"! This I must say has been one of the most terrible things I have ever been through! Thank God it's almost over, now one day soon things will finally be back to some kind of normal again!