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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
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A guy gets pulled over, Cop walks up to him and says "Did you not see that Stop sign?" the man says "Yeah i saw it and no one was coming so i slowed down" the cop says "It doesn't say slow down it says Stop" the man cheekily replies "Whats the difference?" the man is told to get out of the car, the cop begins hitting him with his baton. The cop says "Do you want me to Stop or Slow Down".
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A 80 year old war Veteran comes through an airport in France, he is greeted by a very stern Security officer. The officer says "Do you have your papers, Passport ETC" The man takes a few minutes searching through his stuff and eventually retrieves his passport. The stern guard asks, "Have you been to France before" to which the man replies "Yes during the war" the guard says "When you enter France it is customary to show your passport to a french official" The man Replies "Well the last time i was here, If i had seen a Frenchman i would have gladly shown it to him"
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