Kash Posted March 5, 2011 Member ID: 2086 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 137 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 1109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 27, 2017 Birthday: 10/23/1979 Posted March 5, 2011 An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company.. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.' The older lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else.So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'! So! The older lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER LADY'S KISS. SUDDENLY THE OLDER LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLDER LADY TURNED INTO? COME ON GUESS! * * * * SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!!! She's older...... NOT DEAD!!!!! OLD LADIES ROCK
USAPLISKEN Posted March 5, 2011 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Posted March 5, 2011 LOL
KenMan Posted March 5, 2011 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted March 5, 2011 good one Awards
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