LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Posted December 16, 2009 Afamily are in their car driving behind a garbage truck when a dildoflies out and thumps against the wind-screen. Embarrassed, and to saveher young sons innocence, the mother turns round and says 'Don't panic;it was only an insect'. To which, her son replies; 'Fucking hell, i'msurprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that'.
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 Sorry everyone, just been told i was spamming up the forum....i've dleted all the jokes and i've moved them here....
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 A little boy comes into the kitchen one day and says to his mum 'Grannys got a prawn!' The mother says 'What on earth do you mean?' He takes her hand and shows her granny, stark naked on the sofa. He points at her clit and says 'Look, Granny's prawn!' she whispers in his ear 'That's your gran's clitoris son!' to which he replies 'Well, it tastes like a prawn!'
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 Twoyoung brothers aged 5 and 6 are playing in a sandpit, one of them findsa condom so they decide to take it home to show their mum. 'Mummy,what's this?' says one of the boys. She smacks them both and sends themto bed. One brother looks at the other and says; 'Mummy was pretty madwith us. Should we tell her we sucked the yoghurt out of it?'
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 Hi!
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 I just read that the Afghanis are set to release their own version of 'Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2', they're calling their version 'The Sims'.
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 Isn't it ironic how both songs up for the UK 'Christmas number one' have nothing to do with Christmas? Next year, in an attempt to hit that elusive christmas number one spot myself, i'm going to record a song called 'When taking a shit feels sexy'!
vipersniper Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 67 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 382 Achievement Points: 6772 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 22, 2020 Birthday: 04/02/1962 Posted December 16, 2009 lol I like the jokes stool. Awards
LiquidStool Posted December 16, 2009 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Posted December 16, 2009 vipersniper lol I like the jokes stool. i have sooooo much more to give but they cut pretty close to the bone - wouldn't want a bollocking from higher up.....
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