unionjackk Posted December 20, 2011 Member ID: 2383 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 210 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 85 Achievement Points: 1562 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2012 Birthday: 01/25/1970 Posted December 20, 2011 Stories we tell our children such as santa clause is a jolly old elf who slides down the chimney n leaves u gifts and if u leave him cookies n milk hell eat the cookies and drink the milk and leave just as fast as his sleigh and 8 tiny reindeers can carry him. But in fact if some fat guy manages to squezze himself down your chimney hell look at the cookies and milk and leave them and take everything else u have including your tv and leave just as fast as he can steal your car and drive away. Of course thats probably just my uncle after a binge but hell i know santas real cause i got my wife and kids to tell my stories to. wait till i tell them about frosty the snowman. cheers
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