Inglorious Bastard Posted April 14, 2012 Member ID: 1457 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 29 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 05/14/1965 Posted April 14, 2012 An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir" "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bad. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir." Syckle 1
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