icymrquicky Posted July 28, 2012 Member ID: 3333 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 47 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 19 Achievement Points: 413 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/01/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 19, 2012 Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference." The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch." The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!" Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing." A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one." The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?" Edited July 28, 2012 by icymrquicky baldie 1
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