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Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains "Your wife is here and I'm afraid there has been a terrible mix up with her test results so we don't know if she's got Alzheimer's or Aids" the man replies "What the hell am I supposed to do now then?" the doctor answers "I'm going to put her on the wrong bus, if she finds her way home don't fuck her!"

 

 

Kids know far too much these days , Today I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls immitating the doggy position, I told her, "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that." She replied, "I don't think so tosspot, he's doing her up the arse "

 

 

Paddy says to his mate... I've been taking steroids and i've grown an extra cock. His mate says... Anabolic ? Paddy says... No, just a cock.


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