GorillaXI Posted March 7, 2010 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted March 7, 2010 An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." An Illinois doctor says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House and within six months half the country was looking for work."
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