sketch Posted May 9, 2014 Member ID: 19976 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 101 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 968 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/31/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 9, 2014 Birthday: 08/08/1949 Share Posted May 9, 2014 One morning a man awoke to a bright sunny day he looked in his tree outside his window, and there was a gorilla! right outside in his tree!!! WHOA he immediately called the local zoo, and they said YEAH we had one missing, we'll be right there.... So after awhile a OLD MAN, in an OLD pickup pulls up out he comes, with an OLD mongrel dog, a shotgun, and old baseball bat The homeowner looks n says hey thats a fully grown mountain gorilla in that tree... WTF are u gonna do with this shit? The Old man from the zoo says, well let me explain here you hold the shotgun.... see sonny, Im a gonna go up that tree and try to poke that gorilla out with this here baseball bat... then, WHEN THE GORILLA FALLS DOWN... he says that old mongrel dog only knows one thing...he's going to run over, bite that gorilla in the nuts.... see the gorilla will be out cold, we pack em up, and take em away. OK, the homeowner says why am I holding ths shotgun? Well sonny, I was gettin to that see, thats in case the gorilla knocks me outta da tree U SHOOT DAT FUKIN DOG!! ldoz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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