Golf joke

[NickTheGrip]

For all of you, like me, who think Golf is actually fun (to play, not watch)

 

Man goes to the course on his own, and he is looking for a short handed foursome to team up with but there is nothing.

After a while this good looking woman comes up to him and says "I am on my own to, perhaps we could partner up". The man thinks, she is not bad looking, this could be fun.

The man tees off on the first hole. The woman then tees off and smokes one 300 yards, right down the middle. The rest of the round goes the same way and she beats him handily

 

After the game he is feeling a little down for being beaten so badly and she sees this and says "I know you are feeling bad, why don't we go to your car and I can cheer you up a little"

So they go to the car where she gives him the most amazing BJ he has ever had, then leaves

 

The next week she is there again and the exact same thing happens, in fact this goes on for about a month.

 

Finally, after the last round, she is ready to go down on him again, and he stops her and says "You know, we have been doing this for a month now, I think its time we took this to the next leve, if you know what i mean!"

 

She turns to him and says "I have a confession to make, I am actually a man in women's clothes"

 

He is shocked and looks at her really angry and says "You bastard, you have been playing from the women's tees the whole time!!!!!"