Rickeyrecon

I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.

I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.

If I gave you a penny for your thaughs, and you gave me your two cents worth... Wheres the other penny go ???? Hmm

when a women ask you to guess her age its like deciding rather to cut the red or green or blue wire to deffuse a bomd...

a quiet man is a thinking man ... a quiet woman is a usally pissed off .....

life is not like a box of chocolates.... its more like a jar of jalapinos. what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow......

Guns don't kill people ..... But fathers with daughters do ^ ^

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

i was going to do something today but i havent finnished doing nothing from yesterday..... (stoner ) lol

SEX is not the answer...... YES is the answer...... ; )