CptDraco

it seems a few things got mixed up, my knife message only displays when i get knifed, same with Oneill's

forgot to mention, my ingame name is Captain_Drac0 (zero in place of o)

i want mine to be %p% penetrates %v% 's neck with his knife and whispers "This is my swamp."

1. Hippocratic oath, a medical technician has to apply the line, but they aren't the one to trigger the injection 2. they need to be locked before the grand opening and after they close out 3. intergalactic fishing, catch and release of course 4 if you buy car care at a supermarket you likely have rats in your car 5. murder suicide threat 6. yes, but the opposite of their intended role 7. a land 8. love at first feel 9. because it's 42, you need a math book 10. because pianer is awkward 11. if they existed they shouldn't have them 12. potato 13. to confuse people learning english 14. for fun 15. why is W the only letter with 2 syllables 16. you don't, you lose the invisible pen before that happens 17. gotta make sure they reach their destination 18. just use an artificial stake 19. longer than a bit but shorter than a length 20. let them learn from their mistakes 21. there's a Venn diagram of overlap 22. "i'm here for the concert" 23. nah, macrohard 24. it would be too heavy to fly 25. because everything tastes like chicken 26. irony 27. http://x3.fjcdn.com/comments/But+when+you+circle+the+0+don+t+you+just+make+_682d709ffe90dbfc707472cc2944ae6f.jpg 28. because people try to rush through slow traffic 29. because a third of a second is a sixth 30. because you fall asleep at night, morning breaks your happy dream time 31. because idiot proof bottles would sell less 32. because snow floats 33. because windows 95 was bad 34. to concentrate 35. because until night it has only been morning, afternoon and evening 36, lemon juice adds extra flavour, while dish washing liquid uses the rinds, the song was adapted from twinkle twinkle little star 37. because they want you broke so they can make money 38. nothing 39. it used to be about "divine witness" now it's a crime to lie under oath 40. burnt hair stinks and is unappetizing 41. yes, a big ass horn to people can see and dodge your dodge 42. everything 43. succeeded at failing 44. yes, but you are too, for telling a joke to trees 45. yes 46. because it was made in the act of building 47. it makes stuff stick to the lips 48. who says you can't? 49. zombles 50. to show his agility 51.because they are putting the theory they learned into practice 52. myth, many holidays were changed from what they used to be to the current date like president's day 53. it does, but it's also not dried yet 54. he's a hairless freak 55. they would need to be able to skate 56. not sure it works like that 57. because psychics are fake 58. because even is better 59. irony 60. because it became easier to string ropes around a square 61. because they are paying a penalty 62. because brassieres is plural and panty is singular 63. because it's a function of how it interacts with light 64. because work sucks, otherwise it would be called a hobby 65. you'd get a pasta hole 66. you can wave to a fan club 67. designated drivers, and they can get paid for tow contracts 68. pink < 69. no body no crime 70. disoriented oriental 71. soylent thins are made of people 72. he has a war wound and a story 73. murder suicide attempt 74. Thor 75. to throw off his enemies 76. they are efficient at it, and need the fat for the cold 77. it's a size 78. no 79. cut the lid open, leaving the seal intact 80. iron and steel 81. it's demanding to see the next game 82. water and dead skin cells cause bacterial and fungal growth 83. the wise guy isn't wise enough 84. i don't have a valuable comeback for this one 85. because a liqueur license doesn't allow you to drive 86. so they have time to google you 87. because they are evil government creations like towelie 88. convenience, mickey is a mouse but they have mouse infestations, maybe some species evolved with similar less developed cousins 89. because you aren't cooking it fast enough 90. wizards did it 91. when you waste time 92. better question, how does teflon stick to itself? 93. for the same reason people buy bottled water, because it's there 94. some cars are cargo and some ships are shipped 95. insanity 96. the ninja secrets 97. a shirt is part of a suit 98. they are 2 pants combined in the middle, but the zipper only unzips part of the way 99. so you can use it to cover you face if you have to use the bathroom after someone else 100. because it moves faster than normal sand

Hey, I'm Captain_Drac0 from FoXI, finally came and registered an account here