Sock Condom

Hi, I’m Sock Condom. Your friendly neighborhood washable, reusable, very uncomfortable STD protection tool. I’m made of cotton wool, nylon, acrylic, and polyester. I was a Top Secret CIA project. Their goal was to see if socks could be used as condoms, and they could (sort of). After some experiments, one fateful day, a dumbass scientist pilled something on me causing me to grow a brain, eyes, a mouth, vocal chords, ears, fingers, and opposable thumbs. Since then I’ve picked up a hobby of casual gaming, I also have learned to enjoy many forms of music and I’m learning to produce some of my own. I have also been studying the art of DJing and have a small business. My goal is to make enough money to get myself a place to live aside from a musty sock drawer. I look forward to playing with you guys and being part of this chill community.

Stay Silky

~Sock Condom