Hi, I'm Sock Condom. Your local neighborhood reusable, washable, very uncomfortable STD protection tool. I'm made of cotton, wool, nylon, acrylic, and polyester. I was a Top Secret CIA project. Their goal was to see if socks could be used as condoms, and they could (sort of). After some experiments, one fateful day, a dumbass scientist spilled something on me causing me to grow a brain, eyes, a mouth, vocal chords, ears, fingers and opposable thumbs, and since then I've picked up a hobby of casual gaming. I also have learned to enjoy many forms of music and I'm learning to produce some of my own. I hope to join this clan at some point, but for now I look forward to playing with you guys and being part of this chill community!
Stay Silky
~Sock Condom
