Kill3rKid

lol n1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGwYkX5Aq5k&feature=relmfu Campedy, Camp , Camp

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

A man says to his mate my arm hurts like heck. He said go check it out with the new medical machine in walmart. He says all u need is a urine sample. He says ok ill try it. He gets the sample and brings it to Walmart and it says he has a bruised arm. He says wow what a great machine. He wants to make a concotion to trick it. He gets Urine Samples from His Daughter, Dog , Wife and his own and mixes them. He brings them to walmart and puts them in the machine. The machine says... Your wife has a baby. ITS NOT YOURS. Your daughter has a nasty cocaine habit bring her to rehab. Your dog has worms help the dog and... Your arm aint getting no better if u play with it like that. Thanks for shopping at Walmart.

Hey I Think U Should Make A New Server With A Diff Mod ***** Hide And Seek Mod ***** 2 Teams ***** Seekers And Hiders ***** Hiders Choose Object Of What They Will Hide As (E.G. Brick, Barrel or Lamp Post) ***** 30Seconds To Hide ***** Seekers Have Guns And Can Make Class As Normal When Level Up ***** No Killstreaks ***** No UAV ***** Hiders Have No Guns ***** Lots Of Objects To Be Like Thinks U See In Normal Maps Or Modded Maps Such As Barrels Or Crates Cars ***** 1st Team To 10 Wins ***** Every Round Change Over Teams ***** 5-10Minutes Per Round ***** Pls Post Here Of What U Think Of Idea This Is Every Body That Takes A Peek Thanks