Hey guys long time no see! Never in my life have I needed to shoot and blow stuff up like I do now. I have realized that going crazy wasn't nearly as fun as I always thought it would be, who knew. I'm not sure which way is up anymore after being locked out of my house for over a month (Wild Bill wanted to talk to me, how selfish for me to be at work), finding out what getting a restraining order consists of (Wild Bill didn't get what that actually meant in the beginning either, but no worries the nice policemen have explained it a couple of times . I've had everything on every computer in my house looked at and messed up because I guess I'm just so cool he had to hack into my network (sneaky little .exe files hidden on my flash, how sweet) and several less than appropriate photography of myself shared with everyone he knows as well as the entire internet world (I'm pretty sure I should be getting royalties or something by now). It actually gets worse if anybody would believe it, but I figure I've bored everyone to death at this point.
Anyway life goes on and blah blah blah we all grow old and die so we might as well enjoy what we can for the rest of it. I'll be up and running shortly...so hopefully I haven't been completely forgotten 'cause I'm looking forward to seeing you all real soon