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The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.

The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.

The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing...Taste is everything.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

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The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.

The Pringles Penis: Once you pop, you can't stop

The MandM Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

The Frosted Flakes Penis: GGGRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!

The Lucky Charms Penis: Magically delicious

The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going

The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized

The Jolly Green *Giant* Penis: Self-explanatory

The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good

The Purple Pickle Penis: Heh heh

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your Penis?

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The Chips Ahoy Penis: Betcha bite a chip.

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The All State Penis: You're in good hands.

The 7-Up Penis: The UN-Penis.

The Nike Penis: Just do it.

The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.

The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.

The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.

The Subway Penis: Where fresh is the taste.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis: Finger licking good?

The Life Penis: Mikey likes it.

The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.

The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Nintendo Penis: Now you're playing with power.

The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.

The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

The Champion Penis: The official Penis of the U.S.A. Olympic Team.

The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me.

The Citibank Visa Penis: It's everywhere you want to be.

The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on....

The Burger King Penis: Have it your way... everyone loves The whopper

The Dairy Queen Penis: Hot eats, cool treats

The Milk Penis: It does a body good.

The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing

The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?

The Captain Planet Penis: Go PENIS!!

The Folger's Crystals Penis: The best part of wakin up is a Penis in your...

The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Mr. Clean Penis: Is it wet or is it dry?

The Diet Coke Penis: Just for The taste of it...

The Doublemint Penis: Chewing really satisfies.

The Juicyfruit Penis: The taste is gonna move ya.

The Big Red Penis: It's longer with big red.

The Neon Penis: Hi.

The Generic Penis: One size fits all.

The Rave Music Penis: Ya'll ready for this?

The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin' it great. Again and Again.

The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!

The Domino's Pizza Penis: 30 minutes or less

The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time

The Wonder Bubbles Penis: Magic wand inside!

The Gillette Penis: The best a man can get.

The Charmin Double Roll Penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.

The Bacardi Penis: Taste The feeling.

The Macintosh Penis: Power is everything.

The Borg Penis: Resistance is futile.

The Edge Shaving Cream Penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.

The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's The Beatles Penis.

The Jell-O Penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.

The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced for a woman.

The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

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The Swiss Miss Penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!

The Payday Penis: It's almost totally nuts!

The Unisys Penis The power of two...

The Snickers Penis: A nut in every bite

The Presidential Penis: Been there, done that

The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

The Sony Play Station Penis: You are not ready.

The Life Savers Penis: Five fruity flavors.

The Trojan Penis: Don't forget your rubbers

The McDonald's Penis: Would you like some fries with that.

The Nyquil Penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest Penis.


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