What I Learned About Women From Reading Playboy

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* Twin sisters love to cuddle on bearskin rugs in front of a roaring fire.

 

* They love to have pillow fights with their friends at slumber parties.

 

* Their fathers are always proud and supportive of their choice to pose nude to the entire world.

 

* They love riding on horses, motorcycles, and jet-skis naked.

 

* They all think Hugh Hefner is the sexiest man alive.

 

* Frolicking on a beach in the nude with three of their closest friends is their idea of a great afternoon.

 

* They think it's fun to share a hot tub with one guy and 4 large breasted women.

 

* A man's looks aren't important to even the most beautiful of women.

 

* They enjoy gentle caresses with a female friend in the locker room after a grueling workout.

 

* When women eat a bananna or a popsicle, they are imagining that they are pleasuring a man.

 

* They have no qualms about being nude in a crowded bar or restaurant.

 

* While showering, a perfect silouette is always cast on the door/curtain.

 

* They express their interests with "turn ons" and "turn offs".

 

* They wear sheer silk nightgowns to bed every night, even when alone.

 

* They seldomly wear underwear, except on rare occasions that call for a lacy thong"  

 

Garter belts

          are extremely comfortable, especially with fishnet stockings.