pwrcrzy52 Posted November 2, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted November 2, 2010 A man goes to a phychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you must help me. Every night I dream that I'm driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York. I'm so tired I can hardly get up in the morning." The doctor says, "Tell you what. Next time you have this dream, just call me and I'll come over and drive the truck for you." The man tries it, and is cured. Another patient tells the doctor, "I have this same dream every night. I'm making love to four beautiful women, and by morning I'm totally exhasted. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "Tell you what, next time you have this dream, just call me and I'll come and take a couple of them off your hands." Two weeks later the man with the over sex problem goes back to the psychiatrist and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Now these women are bringing their friends, and they're all getting so demanding. I'm so tired I can barely get through the day. Can't you do something?" "You should have called me." the doctor replied. "I told you I'd take a couple of them off your hands." "But Doc," he said, "I've been calling you every night, and your service keeps telling me you're out driving a truck from Pittsburgh to New York." Awards
Toothpick Posted November 2, 2010 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted November 2, 2010 lol
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