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A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with this whore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she sat down on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?"

He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed and starts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know what I want?"

And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* and starts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" And he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!"



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didn't know you where that bad when it comes to sex :P



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wow that is freakin funny

what a maroon



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lol, good oneLaughing



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that's funny


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