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One year at
Thanksgiving,
my mom went to my



sister's
house for the traditional feast. Knowing


how gullible
my sister is, my mom decided to

play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed

something
from the store.

When my
sister left, my mom took the turkey out of

the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,

and inserted
it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the

turkey. She
then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was
time for dinner, my sister pulled the

turkey out of
the oven and proceeded to remove the

stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something,

she reached
in and pulled out the little
bird
.

With a look
of total shock on her face, my mother

exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant

bird!" At the
reality of this horrifying news,

my sister
started to cry.

It took the
family two hours to convince her that

turkeys lay
eggs!



Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE


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HAHAHA Fucking Epic!



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Posted

WISH I WAS THERE TO SEE THAT LMAO.


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