pwrcrzy52 Posted November 27, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted November 27, 2010 Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?A. Beat it -- we're closed. Q. Why is a joke like a pussy/dick?A. Neither is any fun if you don't get it. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?A. It's Braille for "suck here". Q. What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in the middle?A. A coconut. Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A. A cherry float. Q. Why is air a lot like sex?A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Awards
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