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How Obama's stimulus package works

 

It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town ofPumphandle and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, andeverybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a$100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick onefor the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next doorto pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to thepig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier,the Co-op.

The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the localprostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her"services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the travelerwill not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms arenot satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole townthinks that they are now out of debt and there is a false atmosphere ofoptimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how an Obama stimulus package works.



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Nice Shamu my dad will like that:)



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there ya go!!   easy to understand


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