Detroit Welfare

[NickTheGrip]

The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'father's details;'or putting it another way..... Who's ya Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner-up

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so goodthat I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can youplease send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the doorpanels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area andsee if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with aman. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Popeconfirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is theSaver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia'sdad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that wouldhave cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doingright by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I rememberfor sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in theevening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going tothe party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made youfart.

Yep, you guessed it right - us Detroiters are all paying taxes to support them.