Best Things About Living In Canada

[unionjackk]

!) you can throw a rock and hit a tim hortons from any corner

2)if You live in quebec you can place bets on which english neighbour wil move out next

3)a boot just isnt foot wear

4) if you step on steven Harpers foot he gives you candy

5) Canadian money can be used to buy property in a monopoly game

6) they have lots of beer and beavers

7)if you from newfoundland and do something stupid dont worry its genetics

if you can hold a stick and chase a little black round object around you could be the next millionaire

9) if you vissit a foreign country people treat you well they see you as America's little brother with special needs

10) canada could invade america and no one know weve been there untill beer cans and bilingual signs start poping up along americas highways

11)w e have summer for 4 monts out of the year but canadian mateing season lasts 8 months

12) if you wreck your car simply blame the moose or say your from newfoundland

cheers