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OLE AND DA TEN FINKERS

 

 

 

 

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, 'Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.'


Ole said, 'I haven't got da finkers.'


'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said. 'Lord-it's 2013 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?'


Ole says........'How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
 


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