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There are four kinds of sex :

 

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

 

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

 

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

 

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


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