pwrcrzy52 Posted April 20, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted April 20, 2010 Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook. Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?A. A lesbian with a hard-on. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Awards
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