Mr Rebel Posted May 5, 2010 Member ID: 1044 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 10/15/1990 Share Posted May 5, 2010 A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted May 5, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted May 5, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.TennealXI Posted May 5, 2010 Member ID: 24 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1753 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 640 Achievement Points: 12250 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 5 Birthday: 12/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2010 hehe...nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mr Rebel Posted May 5, 2010 Member ID: 1044 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 10/15/1990 Author Share Posted May 5, 2010 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D333333ZNutz Posted May 6, 2010 Member ID: 1331 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 166 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 56 Achievement Points: 1193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 1, 2020 Birthday: 09/09/1989 Share Posted May 6, 2010 rofl i read this at work and cant post from my phone but i about hit the floor laughing when i got to the end, nuthin but truth lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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