Johnny's Thinking

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Johnny's Thinking

 

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach

 into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about.

 Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the

 teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple."

 The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the

 second. It's soft, fuzzy,and colored red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and

 down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and

 calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like

 your thinking," the teacher replys. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By

 now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him

 again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a

 squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up

 loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've

 got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's

 disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"