Smeggie Posted April 21, 2016 Member ID: 24118 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 27 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1199 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 2269 Achievement Points: 11179 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/23/1962 Device: Windows Posted April 21, 2016 A man, feeling poorly, goes to his doctor for an examination. The doc performs lots of tests, takes blood and urine samples, etc. He sends the man home, and tells him to come back next week.At the next appointment, the man says, "So Doc, what's wrong with me?""Well, I'm afraid it's not good: you've got HAGS.""HAGS? What the hell is HAGS?"The Dcotor says, its a combination of "Hepatitis, AIDS, Ghonorea, and Syphilis.""Oh no! What are we going to do?"The Doctore replies, "Well, first thing we've got to do is get you checked into the hospital. Afterthat, we're going to put you on a diet of Flounder and pancakes."That sounds unusual, the man says, is it going to help?The Doctor replies, "Hell if I know, but it's the only thing that will fit under the door!" Awards
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