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When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend...

When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He always got mad, he did impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and
ran off with my best friend.

I am now 40, and I'm looking for a guy with a big dick.



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LMAO!!!

 

Always a classic!!!! :D :D :D

 

(p.s. I'll be 39 this year)



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it took her all that time to realize what was mot important to her



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Yep, sometimes us women are "slow"...lmao!!!



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fuck u



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Fuck u too!!!



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everybody go fuck themselves (jk)

 

dollar, stop fucking, i mean spamming



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Posted

so size doesn't matter IS A LIE. haha


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