Harry the Eagle..

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Did you know that Eagles mate for life?

Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for

 Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. 
   

After a while when she didn't return he went looking

 and found her. She had been shot dead! 
    

Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of

 mourning he decided that he must get himself another

 mate, but since there weren't any lady eagles

 available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. 
  

So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely

 dove and brought her back to the nest. 
   

The sex was good but all the dove would say is ...... 'I

 am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to

 love!'
  
Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the

 dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a

 mate.. 
  

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back

 to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon

 would say is........
  
'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to

 spoon!' So out with the loon.
  
Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he

 found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back

 to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the

 duck would say was.....
  
   
  
   
  



NO, The duck didn't say THAT !
 
  
   
  
   
  

...   Don't be SO disgusting!


  
  
The duck said....

  

'I am a DRAKE

 

You made a MaSTAKE!!